CIRCUIT

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
and u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done and Catches(new) Boy Again.

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