Orange vs Apple

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Santa- Miss Call

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Shayari

Hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan he,
Humto unke peeche chalte rahenge,
safar khatam kar denge wahi par,
Jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge.

Banta - M.B.B.S.

After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

Judge

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Santa-Banta Again

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Santa: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Sardar ki wife

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Life

Life Has No Pause Button.
Dreams Have No Expiry Date.
Time Takes No Holiday.
So, Live-Life Without Any Rules.
But with some Regulations.

Shayari

Sochta Hu Kya Use Nind Ati Hogi
Ya Meri Trah Sirf Ashq Bahati Hogi
Wo Meri Shakl Mera Naam Bhulane Wali
Apni Taswir Se Kya Ankh Milati Hogi

Bewafa

Pyar sikhakar wo juda ho gaye,
Na socha na samjha bas khafa ho gaye,
Ab kisko hum apna kahe,
wo b auro ki tarah bewafa ho gaye.

AAp...

AAPKI Khushi Ki Chah Karte Hein,
Bas Itna Sa Hum Gunah Krte Hein,
Aj Phir Apke Intezar Me Betab Hein,
Dekhna Hai Ap KAB Hume Yad Krte Hein.

Ladkiya

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati H,
Hazaro Hi Jati H.
Hazaro Hasati H,
Hazaro Hi Rulati H.
But My Dear,
Sath Vahi Nibhati H
Jo "DOLI" Me
Baith K Aati H..

Chappal Chor

DiL ka Dard Batana Mat
Aankho Me Aansu Lana Mat
Is Baar Pitayi Bahut Hogi
IsLiye Masjid Se ChappaL churana Mat
Chappal Chor..

Shayari

Har Rishte ko Aajmaya He Humne
Kuch Paya Par Bahut Gawaya Hai Humne
Har Us Shakhs Ne Rulaya He
Jis Ko Bhi Is Dil Me Basaya Hai Humne

Shayari

Neend Walo Ko Kya Khabar Iski,
Ki Jage Hain Kaun Raat Bhar Tanha..
Log Soye The Band Kamro Me,
Chand Bhatka Hai Raat Bhar Dar-Ba-Dar Tanha..

Mobile Bill

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Wife Missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Confidence is key

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Let go of what you can’t change

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Love who treat u right

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Arguments and differences

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Never shortchange urself

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Let me ask u something different

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Romantic but real Fact…

Jo aankho se rehte hai door…
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Jo aankho se rehte hai door…

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Woh questions exams me aate hai ZAROOR…!
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Ek Rexona naam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo par Yu marti thi,
Aur usey apna lifebuoy banana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon they get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In the party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
were invited

After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 tarika tha aapko batane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kami nahi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adat chhor de

Bharat sarkar dwara JANHIT ME JARI!
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12 Boys planed to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
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Hurting

We never think of hurting those
who r very close 2 us
but it happens dat v land up hurting them d most
Bcoz its always true dat CLOSENESS HURTS.

Shayari

Dil Ke ZakhM Pe Mat Ro Mere Yaar
WaqtHar ZakhM Ka MarhaM Hota hai
DilSe Jo Saccha Pyar Karta Hai
Uska To Khuda B Diwana Hota hai.

Smile

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled
i wish ur day is full of SMILE

Love Shayari

Hotho pe aaj hasi khil ayi he,
Pyar ki kimat ab samajh ayi he,
Zamane wale bhi na kar payenge hume alag,
Agar Rab Ne Hamari Jodi Banayi Hai.

Shayari

Apne Dard Ko Daba K Dekho,
Ek Baar Nhi Hr Baar Apna K Dekho,
Log Kabhi Milte Nhi Ek Jaise,
Kuchh Logo Ko Ek Baar Phir Ajma k Dekho

Good day

A Message 2 Start ur Day
A Prayer 2 Bless ur Day
A Cheer 2 Perfect ur Day
A Moment 2 say
Take Care & Have a Good Day....!

Shayari

Aankho K Sagar Me Jalan Kaisi hai
Aaj Dil Ko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi hai
Barf Ki Trah Pighal Jayegi Zindgi
Mujhse Puch PYAR Ki agan Kaisi hai

Sweet

U Look "Sweet" when U Open MY sms,
U Look "Sweeter" when U Read & smile,
But U Look"Sweetest" when U Reply.
So Always Try to Look Sweetest.

Relationship

A Relationship
Doesn't Shine
By Juz Shaking Hands
In Best Time!
But It Blossoms
By Holding Hands Firmly
In Critical Situation !!

Dost

Dost Samjhte ho to Dosti nibhate rahna,
hamai bhi yad karna, khud bhi yad ate rahna,
meri to khushi Aapse he hai,
mai khush rahu ya na,
bas Aap muskrate rahna.

For You

My Hearts Made 2 Luv U
My Lips Made 2 kiss U
My Eyes R Made 2 see U
My Hands R Made 2 Hold U
Evry Part of Me Wants U
Coz I Was Made Jst 4u..

Friend

I Value my friends
More than I Value My Life.
So When i say u r my Friend,
It's Just As Gud As saying u r My Life

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Kash aap sms hotay..

Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

hum n ajnabi h

Hum n Ajnabi H,
Na Paraye H,
Apki Ek Ada ke Saye Hain,
Jab Bhi ji Chahe Mahsus kar lena
Hum to Apki Muskurahat Me Samaye H.
Good Evening.