Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year
Friday 31 December 2010
New Year 2011 Poem – To Bring You Hope and Cheer
Thursday 30 December 2010
Funny New Years Quotes
Funny Quotes about New Years
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.
-Jay Leno
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
-James Agate
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
-Eric Zorn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan
Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi
Only Married Men Will Truly Understand!
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge
H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai
H: paraanthe ?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai
H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Jo aap kaho…
Tuesday 28 December 2010
Funny Hindi Mobile Jokes
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3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”
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Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!
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Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!
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Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!
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Have a Splended New Year 2011
A New Challenge
Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
Bad News for Working People on 2011
Saturday 25 December 2010
Now, the Essence, the Very Spirit of Christmas
Christmas Makes Me Happy No Matter What Time
Christmas Makes Me Happy No Matter What
For the Spirit of Christmas
Christmas is the Day
At Christmas
Christmas is the Gentlest, Loveliest Festival of the Revolving Year
Friday 24 December 2010
I wish U to have a …..
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Little keys open big locks
Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2010
New is d year, new r d hopes & d aspirations
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.