Shayari

Tadaptaa hai jo bina aapke,
Use gair ka saath nahin chahiye
Nashe mein hun main sharaab ke,
ye khaali gilaas nahin chahiye

Happy New Year

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year

New Year 2011 Poem – To Bring You Hope and Cheer

If It didn’t Bring you Joy, Just Leave it Behind. Let’s Ring in the New Year With Good Things in Mind. Let’s Forget Every Bad Memory That Brought Heartache and Pain. And let’s Turn a New Leaf With the Smell of New Rain. Let’s Forget Past Mistakes Making Amends for This Year. Sending You These [...]

Funny New Years Quotes

Funny Quotes about New Years

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.
-Jay Leno

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
-James Agate

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
-Eric Zorn

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan

Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Only Married Men Will Truly Understand!
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge
H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai
H: paraanthe ?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai
H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Jo aap kaho…

Funny Hindi Mobile Jokes

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3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”
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Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!
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Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!
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Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!
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Have a Splended New Year 2011

May each moment of this year be special, filling your heart with immense pleasure and may each day turn out just the way you want it to be. Have a splended new year 2011Similar SMS: New Year’s Eve Sayings by Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s New Year 2011 Poem – To Bring You Hope and Cheer [...]

A New Challenge

A New Challenge A New Goal A New Optimism A New Aproach A New Mission A New Resolution A New Year Wishng U a very “Happy New Year” Similar SMS: New is D Year New R D Hopes & D Aspirations A Happy New Year Happy New Year Wish U a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR [...]

Let’s Forget Past Mistakes

Let’s forget past mistakes making amends for this year Sending you these greetings to bring you hope and cheer Happy New Year! Similar SMS: New Year 2011 Poem – To Bring You Hope and Cheer Wish U a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR Love, Peace, Hope & Joy for the Year Ahead A Happy New Year [...]

Bad News for Working People on 2011

Bad News for Working People on 2011 In 2011 1st May 14th August 11th September and 25th December is on Sunday “HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011″ Eye on every holidaySimilar SMS: I Wish U to Have A New Year’s Eve Sayings by P.J. O’Rourke A Happy New Year Happy New Year Wish U a VERY HAPPY [...]