Aankhein band kar bhi

Aanken band kar bhi,

hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte,

teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa,

tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.

kisi or pe barash jayege

Kaun Kehta hai uske  bina me mar jauga ?
Dariya hu sagar me Utar jauga.

Wo taras jayegi  pyarki bund k liye.

Mai to badal hu, kisi or pe barash jayege.

dil ki baat unse kahein kaise

Dil ki baat unse kahein kaise,
Vo to kisi aur ko chahte hain,
aur ek hum badnaseeb hain, jo unki
yaad mein aansu bahate hain.

adidas

Itihash ke teacher ne puchha:

Kalidas ka ek bhai jute banata tha,
Ushka naam kya tha ?

Minku ne bahot soch ke jawab diya...


"adidas"

Valentine SMS Jokes - Love so steady

Love so steady, love so fine,
Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine,
We'll be rockin' hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.

Valentine SMS Jokes - The Moon is Looking at You.

Look!
The Moon is Looking at You.


See!
Stars are Shining For You.


Hear!
Birds are Singing to You.

Listen!
My Heart says
Happy Valentine Day.

Gujarati SMS Jokes - Pati- Kale Mara Sapna Ma 1 6okri Aavi

Pati- Kale Mara Sapna Ma 1 6okri Aavi, Shu Mast 6okri Hati
Patni- Ekli Aavi Hati Ne..
Pati- Tane Kevi Rite Khabar?
Patni- Eno Pati Mara sapna Ma Aavyo Hato.

Pappu while filling up a form

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

Kuch Aur Baat Hoti

Vada bhulate to kuchh aur baat hoti,
hume thukrate to kuchh aur baat hoti,
Youn hi kyun bhula diya hamare pyar ko,
hamara kasoor batate to kuchh aur baat hoti.

mohabat hai koi khel nahi

Teri nafrat mein wo dam nahi,
Jo meri chaahat ko mita de,
Ye mohabat hai koi khel nahi,
Jo koi pal mein bhula de.

tamara mate pan mandir ma namtu hase

Koi tamari ankho ma ramtu hase.
Koi tamari vato thi hastu hase.
Khusi ni chinta na karta yaar.
Kem ke koi tamara mate pan mandir ma namtu hase

saath vali chali

Ek train bohot time baad chali.

Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.

Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

sabka nishana chook gaya

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to 

military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, 

sabka nishana chook gaya?

One’s First Love is Always Perfect

One’s first love is always perfect until one meets one’s second love Elizabeth AstonSimilar SMS: Perfect Person to Love Cute Names to Call Your GirlFriend with Their Meanings I Love You Jaan, I Love You I Love You – The Best Love Poem True Love ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray

A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women – 

Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, 

disturbs when u r busy and

when u need them urgently they have no service.