Saturday 16 July 2011
Karachi me perhna mumkin nahi
Ab karachi me students ka perhna mumkin nahi FARAZ…
Perhne betho to light ghayab aur perhanay niklo to banda ghayab 
Ch. Shujat Hussain aur MQM
Ch. Shujat Hussain ne Musharaf dor me A.Q. Khan se muzakrat kiye jis k bad wo nazar-band hogaya.
Akbar Bugti ko mananay k liye muzakrat kiye to wo duniya se hi chala gaya
Lal Masjid k ghaziyon se muzakrat kiye to uska nateeja apke samne hai
Aaj Ch. Shujat MQM se muzakrat mein masroof hai, dua karain riwayat barqarar rahay 
Write your sins on sheet
At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins.
Before I could write a word I heard your voice ”EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
Ye konsa station hai?
Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”
America kis se darta hai?
America jis se darta hai un sab k naam k aakhir main (N) ata hai.
Quran
Taliban
Pakistan
Usama Bin Laden
Afghanistan
Iran
Waziristan
Aur
Pathan
Pathan aur namaz
Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Movie: Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, nahi hoti
Pathan: Hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.
Pathan ki pitayi Ramzan me
Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai…
Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?
Tanhai Sad Sms in Hindi
Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain, Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai, Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai, Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai - Hindi Sms - तन्हाईओं मे उनको ही याद करते हैं, वो सलामत रहे यही फरियाद करते है, हम उनके ही मोहब्बत का इंतज़ार [...]
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Friday 15 July 2011
Palko Ki Nami Me Chhupa Kar–Hindi Love Sms
PaLKon Ki NAMI Mein Chhupa Kar Sapno Ko Humne UnHe JAANE Ki IzazaT Dedi Hum TooT Kar BIKHAR Gaye TuKdo Mein Unhe MUSKURANE Ki IzazaT Dedi! “ Teri ulfat se mujhe inkar nahi, koun kehta hai dost mujhe tuzse pyar nahi, Tujhse vaada hai dosti nibhane ka, Par muze saanso pe aitbar nahi - Hindi [...]
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Husband: MISSING YOU
Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target…
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing…
Husband: MISSING YOU..
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Thursday 14 July 2011
Bujhi hoi cigarette
1 Punjabi buji hue cigarette pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho – Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
Pathan ammi ko pasand hai
Lerki: Meri ammi ko tum buhut pasand aaye ho.
Pathan, Sharmatay hoye: Kuch bhi ho per hum shadi tum se hi karega, ammi se nahi.
Gujarat ma Mobile…
Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to ? to ema ava template hot, 1. Doba call kr. 2. Cigrate leto avje. 3. Pan leto avje. 4. Aav ne tedva. 5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6. 6. Picture jova javu 6 ? 7. Hamna mandi...
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Shabd kosh ma…
Shabd kosh ma bija badha shabdo no arth mali ske, Pn Jivan no arth to jivan jivi ne j sodhvo pde.
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Prathna thi…
Prathna ti paristhiti nti badlati, Pn abhigam jarur badlay 6, Ane badlayelo abhigam pristhiti j nai, Pn samarga jivan ne badli nakhe 6.
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Raat savar ni…
Rat savar ni rah nti joti, Khushbu rutu ni rah nti joti, Je pn khusi ti male duniya ma, Ene shan ti swikarjo, Kmk jindgi samay ni rah nti joti.
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Wednesday 13 July 2011
Jab Allah khush hota hai
Hazrat Moosa (Alaeh Salam) ne ek dara Allah se pucha!
Ae Allah jab tu khush hota hai to kia karta hai?
Allah ne farmaya: Man us din barish barsata hon!
Hazrat Moosa (Alaeh Salam) ne phir pucha,
Ae Allah jab tu ziada khush hota hai to kia karta hai?
Allah ne farmaya: Me us din betiyan peda karta hon!
Hazrat Moosa (Alaeh Salam) ne phir pucha,
Ae Allah jab tu sabse ziada khush hota hai to kia karta hai?
Allah ne farmaya: Us din me logon k ghar mehman bhejta hon!
6 Alfaz sheta ko takleef dete hain
6 Alfaz shetan ko takleef dete hain
1. Bismillah perhna
2. Salam karna
3. Musafah (hath milana) karna
4. Astaghfar karna
5. Aap (S.A.W.W) per durood bhejna
6. Insha Allah kehna
Zameen aur Chand ka rishta
Teacher: Batao zameen aur chand ka apas me kia rishta hai?
Pathan: Bhai behen ka
Teacher: Wo kese?
Pathan: Kyon k log chand ko mamu aur zameen ko maa kehte hain
Geo Pathan
Tum Kya Gaye Zindagi Le Gaye..
Tum Kya Gaye Zindagi Le Gaye Rang Mere Khwaabon Ka Har Khushi Le Gaye De Gaye Ik Kasak Jagaane Ko Raat Bhar. Mere Woh Muskuraana Woh Hansi Le Gaye Bujh Gayee Aankhen Ghul Gayaa Andheraa. Jaate Jaate Chiraaghon Se Roshni Le Gaye Le Gaye Mere Rangon Se Khushboo Ki Rooh . Meri Jabeen Se Zeest.
Bagair Mere Tujhe Chain
Bagair Mere Tujhe Chain Aa Nahii.N Sakataa Meraa Javaab Kahii.N Se Tuu Laa Nahii.N Sakataa Hazaar Parde Bhii Daalo Agar Banaavat Ke Dilo.N Kii Baat Ko Cheharaa Chhupaa Nahii.N Sakataa Banaa Diyaa Hai Zamaane Ne Dil Ko Patthar Kaa Sataaye Ko_ii Bhii Mujh Ko Rulaa Nahii.N Sakataa Hasiin Taaj Mahal Ke Banaane Vaalaa Bhii Dilo.N
Kisi Husn Pari Kaa Andekhaa Sapanaa
Kisi Husn Pari Kaa Andekhaa Sapanaa Hun Dil Me.N Rah Ke Naa Jaagii Woh Tamannaa Huu.N Un Surkh Labon Talaq Jab Le Ga_ii Thi Kismat Chhuune Se Pahale Tuut Gayaa Woh Paimaanaa Huu.N Jis Ghar Se Ho Ke Rusawaa Nikale Ka_ii Yaar Uss Ghar Kaa Mai.N Nayaa Mahmaan Huu.N Ghamon Ke Kaale Baadal Kitane Ubhar
Aankh Ko Jaam Likho Zulf Ko Barsaat Likho
Aankh Ko Jaam Likho Zulf Ko Barsaat Likho Jis Se Naaraaz Ho Uss Shakhs Kee Har Baat Likho Jis Se Milkar Bhee Na Milne Kee Kasak Baaqee Hai Usee Anjaan Shanaasaa Kee Mulaaqaat Likho Jism Masjid Kee Tarah, Aankhein Namaazo?n Jaisee Jab Gunaaho?n Mein Ibaadat Thee Vo Din -Raat Likho Iss Kahaanee Ka To Anjaam.
Shaan Se Pyar Ka Izhar Karenge
Shaan Se Pyar Ka Izhar Karenge Teri Mohabbat Pe Jaan Bhi Nisar Karenge Dekh K Jalegi Duniya Saari, Is Kadar Tujhpe Aitbaar Karenge Denge Salaami Sab Humko, Jab Pyar Ko Hum Bayaan Karenge Daulat Aur Shaurat Ka Kya Hai Kaam, Teri Khushi Mein Khudko Nichaawar Karenge Har Ghadi Ho Bus Tera Deedar Waqt Se Hum…
Teri Bheegi Palkon Se Aansoon..
Teri Bheegi Palkon Se Aansoon Chura Lenge Hum, Apni Yaad Se Tere Har Pal Ko Saja Denge Hum, Pass Rahne Se Hi Pyar Sacha Nahin Kahlata, Door Rah Ke Bhi Pyar Nibhana Jante Hai Hum..
Kitaab Si Lagti Hai Yeh Zindagaani
Kitaab Si Lagti Hai Yeh Zindagaani Jinme Milengi Tumko Dhero Kahani, Kuch Ankahee Si Baaten,Jo Alfaz Banke Rehgaye, Aur Kuch Aise Khayalaat Jo Tufan Khadaa Kargaye Khuch Panno Me Khushi K Rang Bhar Diye Gaye, Kuch Be-Rang Hogaye Toh Kahi Rang Phike Padh Gaye Har Kahani Ki Ajab Si Hai Daastan, Hai Kahi Shuruwat Toh…
Ankhon se door hone ka koi gila nahi…
Ankhon se door hone ka koi gila nahi Dil ke bouhat qarib ho kuch fasila nahi Yaad rakho to dil ke paas hoon main bhool jao to fasile hain bouhat Mita do naam tak mera kitabe zindagi se tum Magar pal pal roolayegi stayegi kami meri…
Kahan Tak Zalim Tera Intezar Karoon
Kahan Tak Zalim Tera Intezar Karoon, Tu Bewafa Toh Nahi, Magar Kitna Aitbar Karoon, Sitam Mujh Per Huye Aur Tum Chup Hi Rahe, Tum Hi Batao Kab Main Akela Hi Pyar Karoon.
Tere bina ek pal
Tere bina ek pal bhi jea nahi sakta, Marna chahu bhi to mar nahi sakta, Tere sath jeene ka wada kiya hai maine, Iss pyare se wade se main mukar nahi sakta. Mana ki mulaqat me tamam mushkilein ayengi, Phir bhi tujhse mile bina main reh nai sakta, Tujhe qasam hai meri mera sath nibhana..
Best 10 Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk…
1. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
Freinds are like just you and me
Freinds are like just you and me,
Submitted By: Paro
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Sache Dil Se Dua Kro
Apne Hath Uppar Utao
Ab Apni Aankhe Band Kro
or
Sache Dil Se Dua Kro
“Ya Khuda Humari Light Aa Jaye”
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Holidays Routine
Routine Of Holidays:
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Sleep Till U R
Its Simple
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Tuesday 12 July 2011
Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai
“SALAM.. Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai To.? . .…
Ek sans me jawab do
Teacher: Pappu ek sans me jawab dena.
1. National Assembly ki speaker kon hai?
2. Minar-e-Pakistan kahan hai?
3. Motor way per normal speed kia hai?
4. Murghi kia deti hai?
Pappu replied
Fahmida Mirza
Lahore mein
120 Kilometer ki speed se
Anda deti hai
Nadan Bewafa Love Sms in Hindi
Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan Kya Legi, Milengi Nazron Se Nazar Toh Nazar JhukaLegi, Use Meri Kapar P Diya Jalane Ko Math Kehna, Woh Nadaan Hain Doston Apna Haath Jala Legi… “ वो बेवफा हमारा इम्तिहान क्या लेगी, मिलेंगी नज़रों से नज़र तो नज़र झुका लेगी, उसे मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने को मत कहना, वो [...]
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Monday 11 July 2011
wo ik larki (A Girl)
Han wo ik larki
Jis nay meray dil jane kab ghar kar liya
Meray naadan bachpan ki haseen yadgar hai wo
Meri jwani ki Khoobsorat dastan hai wo
Jan loo meray larkpan ka sacha piyar hai wo
Han wo ik larki
Jo har pal meray khiyaloon ma aati
Jis har aik ada hai meray dil ko bhati
Sapnoon ma meray hamesha wo aaee muskrati
Apni Khusboo say meri zindagi ko har pal mehkati
Han wo ik larki
Jis ka sang bitaya howa har aik lamha
Mujhey sari dunya ki khushioon say piyara lagay
Jis tarhan musktra kay wo bat karti hai mujh say
Ye Dilnasheen andaz us ka saray jag say niyara lagay
Han wo aik larki
Jo meri sansoon ma basi hai kisi khushboo ki tarah
Wo jo meray dil ma basi hai meri darkan ki tarhan
Wo jo meray khwabo aur khilaoon ma jab bhi aaee
Aaee wo hamesha sharmati hwoi kisi nawali dulhan ki
Han wo aik larki
Jis k dikhnay ko dil mera bohat betab hai
Js ko panay ko mera dil machalta din raat hai
Kia kahoon mujhe ab hosh nahi kisi bhi baat ka
Meray hontoon pa b to har pal usi ki baat hai
Raat Darwazey Pe
Raat,
Darwazey Pe,
Kitni Dustakon K
Zakham Thy
Tabish
Phir Wohi,
Pagal Hawa Thi,
Phir Mujhy
Dhoka hua k tum aye.
Tujh ko khabar hui na zamana
Tujh ko khabar hui na
zamana samajh saka.
Ham chupke chupke tujh
pe kayi baar mar gaye.
Lover Poetry Sms
Rooh par Naqsh-e-Lazawal hai Tu,
Ab khayaln mai ik kheyal hai Tu,
TeRE jaisa koi nae dekha,
Tu hai Anmol Bemisal hai Tu,
Mujh ko pagal bana diya Tuny,
Ishq ka kaisa ye kamal hai Tu,
Tu Mohabat hai Aarzo hai meri,
Meri is zindagi ki dhal hai Tu,
Sari duniya ko jeet ln jis sy,
Pas mere ek Aisi Chal hai TU,
TeRE dam sy hi Pyar zinda hai
‘WASI’ ,
Mere maazi ki talash, mera haal hai Tu.
Samajh Sakte hein ham Jazbat
Samajh Sakte hein ham Jazbat tumhare,
Par Aa Nahin Sakte Pas tumhare
Bazahir Nazar Na Aaeinge Apne Wajud Se
Par har Qadam Par honge ham sath tumhare.
Tumhari yaadon ki mehak
Tümhari yaadon ki mehak in hawaon me hai,
Kuch apna pun sa in fizaon me hai.
Khushiyaan chomy tumhare qadam har dum,
Ye hi Lafz har pal meri duaon mein hain
Sweet lovers
Sweet lovers!
1 sweet si choti larki or larka beth kar 2no ek saath roo rahe the,
Un se pocha gaya k tum 2no kyun ro rahe ho:
Choti larki boli: meri doll toot gai hai.
Or chota larka bola: mein is liye ro raha hoon k meri doll roo rahi hai.
*how sweet*
LOVE STORY
“LOVE”STORY”
Ek”LARKI”rozana gali se guzra karti thi
Usk chehray par naqab hua karta tha
Ek”LARKA”us par marta tha
Shayad wo dil say”PYAR”karta tha,dil ki bat kehne me dair hogai
Us dewanay ki 3 din pehle mout hogai
Parosi ne apna farz nibhaya
LARKi ko qabar tak layE
LARKI qabar pa ronay lagi
Apnay ansuon se qabar ko dhonay lagi
Tb qabar se awaz Aai
AYE KHUDA YE KESA INQILAAB AYA HAI
AAJ MAIN PARDAY MAIN HON TO MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AYA HAI.
Kash Tum Aa Jaty
Aaj kuch waqt k liye paas mere, kash tum aa jaty
boht tanha hun me aaj, kash tum aa jaty
Kabi khud ko itna kamzor na hony dia me ne
Par aaj bikhar geya hun me, kash tum aa jaty
Tumse milta hy hosla har pal mujy
Chahiye aaj bahon ka sahara, kash tum aa jaty
Barson se jee raha hun bin tere
Aaj nahi guzar raha 1 pal, kash tum aa jaty
Waqt ki raftar b jese tham c gai hy
Tham na jaye meri saans, kash tum aa jaty.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho
Tum jin ko daikhti rehti ho
Wo khwaab sirhaanay rakhta hun.
Main tum say milnay julnay k kitnay he bhanay rakhta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho.
Kuch khwaab saja kar Aankh0n main Palko0n se M0ti chunta hun.
Koi lams agar cho jaye to
Main pehro0n tumko sochta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho.
Main chashm-e-tasswor se aksar.
Bus tumko daikhta rehta hun.
Tm pass raho ya door raho
Nazro0n me samaayi rehti ho.
Main tumko takta rehta hun
Main tumko s0chta rehta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho?
ApNi ZiNDaGI Sy MiLaooN
AAoO Aaj TUm Ko ApNi ZiNDaGI Sy MiLaooN
Kia TuM APni ANkHeIn Ik LaMhY K LiAy BaNd KaR SaKtY Ho PLz.
SHuKaRIA.
KiTna ANDheRa HAI Na.
Ye Meri ZiNDaGi He
TUmharY BINA.
Puzzle for True Lover – O G E I a S V L E R T
Puzzle for true lover O g e i a s v l e r t اس جملے کو صرف وہی ترتیب دے سکتا ہے جسنے کبھی کسی سے سچی محبّت کی ہو. Only true lover can arrange these alphabets in a sentence. It’s A Challenge.. Time: 15 Mints Hurry upSimilar SMS: Batain Wo Konsi Vegetable [...]
If the road is beautiful
Sharing this thought : If the road is beautiful then don’t worry about the destination but,
if the destination is beautiful then don’t worry about the road.
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T-Series version of DK Bose
T-Series version of DK Bose-
” Mata mujhse boli, yeh shakti hai meri…
Uspe zindagani, Bhakti hai teri…
Mata ki sharan mein, naa aaya to lagega tujhko shraaap, shraaaaaaap, shrrraaaaa aaaaaaap.. .
Laga BHOG TEEKEY BHOG TEEKEY BHOG TEEKEY BHOG”
Jai Mata Di
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Teacher 2 Pathan: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?… Pathan bohat der sochne k baad bola…. MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED
Pathan aur Jin
Pathan ko rastey main 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla or kaha k wo uski 3 wishes puri karega. Pathan: Humko aisa naswar do jo khatam na ho. Achanak 1 naswar ka packet agaya. Pathan ne thodi si naswar nikali to utni hi naswar or aa gayi. Jin: Baqi 2 [...]
Pathan ka parosi mar gaya
Pathan k parosi mar gaya. Wo uske ghar gaya aur pucha, “Lash aa gayi kia?” Itifaq se usi waqt body le kar Ambulance aa gayi. Pathan: “Lo bhai dekho kitni lambi umar hai.”
2 Pathan lassi banate hoye
1 Dariya k kinaray 2 sardar chammach se dariya main dahee daal rahay thay. Pathan ne dekha to pucha: Khoocha ye kar rahay ho? Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain. Pathan: Ha ha ha O pagal ka bacha log isiliye tum per lateefay banatay hain… Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga?
Pathan B.com k bad?
Friend: B.Com k baad kia karo ge? Pathan: Agar fail hua to mochi banunga. Friend: Aur agar pass hoye to? Pathan: Phir to Insha Allah hum apna tandoor kholay ga
Pani ka toota hoa glass
Pathan aur Sardar pani pene gaye to glass ulta para hoa tha. Sardar: Iska to mun hi band hai? Pathan: Han dekho! Neechay se bhi toota hoa hai.
Alvida alvida mah e Ramzan
1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gaya sub logo ne usay buhut mara! . Kyun? . . Q k pehle hi roze ko ye naat parh raha tha . “Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan Alvida”
Likhna To Tha K Khush Hoon Terey Baghair Bhi
“Likhna To Tha K Khush Hoon Terey Baghair Bhi, Aansoo…
Sunday 10 July 2011
Hum Guzar Jayain Ge
*”Ham”*
*”Her Roz udaas hote hein”*
*”or”*
*”Sham”*
*”Guzar jati hy”*
*”Kisi Roz”*
*”Sham udaas ho gi”*
*”or”*
*”Hum guzar jayain ge”* )
Girl and dukandaar sms
“Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai? Dukandaar: 1500 Girl:…
Kaas Ye Dil – Hindi Love Sms
KAASH YE DIL APNE IKHTIYAR MAI HOTA……., NA KISI KI YAAD ATI NA KISI SE PYAR HOTA काश ये दिल अपने ईख्तियार मे होता. ना किसी की याद आती ना किसी से प्यार होता “ Pyar Me Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna Apni Aankhe Kisi Ke Liye Num Na Karna Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat [...]
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