trust

trust is the only one thing in the world which builds friendship n love.

Shayari

Kaise kahun k apna bana lo mujhe,
bahon me apni sama lo mujhe.
Bin tumhary ek pal bhi ab kat-ta nahi,
Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe.
Zindagi to wo hai sang tumhare jo guzre,
Duniya k ghamo se ab chura lo mujhe.
Meri sabse gehri khwahish ho puri,
Tum agar paas apnay bula lo mujhe.
Yeh kaisa nasha hai jo behka raha hai,
Tumhara hoon mein to sambhalo mujhe.
Najane phir kaisay guzregi zindagani,
Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey...

Smart Wife – Funny Letter

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart
Anna

Funny Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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Sms Jokes

Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo janab,
NOKIA NE yeh Mobile
Sirf Tumhare Boyfrend/Girlfrnd
K liye nahi banaya hai.

Shayari

Us rab NE diya hai sath tumhara
Tere pyar se kam nahi pyar humara.
Koi tamnna nahi hai ek khwaesh ko chodkar
Na tum rutho na kabhi chhoote ye sath tumhara.

Funny Missing You SMS Messages

Like the flower waiting to bloom….
Like the light bulb in the dark room….
Like the desert waiting for rain….
I’m just sitting here ……
waiting for u to see jumping… COME BACK to ZOO !!
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Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is Missing….
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Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the Time
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There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
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have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed “U”

Are We Friends or Are We Not?

Are we friends or Are we not? You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me ‘now’ and tell me ‘true’.. so i can say, i am here for you.. of all the friends, i have ever met “u’ are the one i will never forget.. and if i die before u do.. i [...]

Shadi Me 1 Pathan Bohut Dair Tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PMSimilar SMS: Shadi Me 1 Pathan AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI Aik Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Undertaker Aa Gaya Alvida [...]

Thought for this Wedding Season…

Arrange Marriage
Ke Kharche

Rs.2,00,000 Shadi par
Rs. 4,00,000 Jewellry per
&
Rs. 50,000 Shadi ke Rasmo per
means Shadi ke 3 Dino ka Kharcha, Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi ke
1 din ka kharcha Rs. 216666.66
1 Ghante ka Rs.9027.78
or
1 Minute Ka Rs.150.46

Ufff………
Tauba Tauba……..

Love Marriage
Ke Kharche…….
Sirf
100 Rs. Ka Stamp
20 Rs. Ki Notery
50 Rs. Ki Varmaala
10 Rs. Ke Photo
Total Rs. 180
to
Paisa Aap ka
Pasand Aap ki
Faisla Aap ka

”Jago Grahak Jago”

Aur

Apne Lover ke Sath Bhago