Emotions dont have words,
Wishes dont have scripts,
If u smile, world is with u,
Otherwise even a drop of tear doesn’t like to stay with u..
So keep smiling!!
Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
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Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
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Submitted By: Farhen
Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com
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- href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/it-is-the-real-beginning-of-success/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: It is the real beginning of success'>It is the real beginning of success
- href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/failure-is-not-the-real-end/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Failure is not the real end'>Failure is not the real end
People Love me Hate me
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I know lots of people hate me
/> because i am 2 bad
but,
few people surely love me
/> because they know that
/> my little goodness is not fake.
Submitted By: Sameer
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- href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/if-the-people-we-love-are-stolen/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: If the people we love are stolen'>If the people we love are stolen
KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti
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KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti..
/> Ye lo-
/> JHADOO
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/> Apne carrier ka aghaz kro
Submitted By: Ram
Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com
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- href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-pakistani-goes-india/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A Pakistani Goes India'>A Pakistani Goes India
Make Good Morning For Yourself
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
/> O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Make Good Morning For Yourself
I M Busy
Submitted By: Dev
Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com
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- href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/do-u-know-the-meaning-of-morning/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Do U Know The Meaning Of Morning'>Do U Know The Meaning Of Morning
Not Waste The Wonderful Today
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Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes,
/> When It Comes It’s Already Today!
/> In Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow,
/> Lets Not Waste The Wonderful Today.”
G 0.O D M0rn!Ng
Submitted By: Zameer
Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com
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- href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/tere-waste/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Tere Waste'>Tere Waste
140 Character Romantic Hindi SMS
Dil ki batein aakhon se kahi jati hai,
Bol dhadkan se sune jate hai,
Aap toh nadan hai jo saaf sunna chahte hai,
Ishq ke jazbat toh sirf mehsoos kiye jate hai.
Teddy Day SMS in Hindi
Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain,
Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain,
Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain,
Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain.
Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
140 Character Break Up SMS in Hindi
Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye
Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye
Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon
Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye.
Happy Earth day SMS
There’s so much Pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.
Happy Earth Day
Akshaya Tritiya SMS
May this Akshaya Tritiya,light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,And dreams for a year full of smiles!
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The word Akshaya, a Sanskrit word, literally means one that never diminishes, and the day is believed to bring good luck and success.
140 Character Akshaya Tritiya SMS
May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Akshaya Trithiya,and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.
Happy Akshaya Trithiya.
What is the meaning of life?
Taking pain said the nail.
keeping cool said the ice.
driving hard said the hammer.
being up-to-date said the calendar.
being sharp said the knife.
making light around you said the fire.
sticking to it said the glue.
being bright said the lamp.
being on time said the clock
saving a drop said the faucet.
and best of all, “learning from it” said the mistake.
Why Love Stories End?
A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
‘n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!
Get Well Soon SMS for Friends
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.
We Miss You SMS
Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
get well soon so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
Happy Unmarried Life!
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy Unmarried Life.
140 Character Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year SMS
May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
160 Character Christmas SMS
From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each otheh other.
140 Character Christmas SMS
Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
140 Character Heart Break SMS
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together….
When I Look at You, My Heart Skips 1 Beat
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat
but later that beat could mean a
lifetime of tears wasted on some thing
i knew i could never have!
Happy Wedding Anniversary SMS
Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary!
7 Sachai Duniya Ki!
7 Sachai Duniya Ki!
1) Apki Ankhe Apke Jism Ka Wo Hissa He Jinhe Ap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Skte!
2)Ap Apne Bal Nhi Gin Skte!
3)Apki Zuban Apke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chu Skti!
4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Krenge!
5) Ap Muskura Rahe Ho Kyunki Apki Zuban Apke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Skti Hai!
6) Ap Hns Rhe Ho Kyunki Ap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho!
7) Ap Ise Aage Send Kroge Kyunki
/> Aap Mza Lena Chahte Ho Dusro Ko Bewkuf Bnakr.
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I wanna cherish our relationship – Love SMS
I know dat i wana enjoy n cherish our relationship as long as it lasts coz i know nothin lasts 4ever. Deep down in my heart i know dat v al r searchin 4 an eternal truth n on d way v meet ppl who make d journey worth it, n u r one of dem!!!
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Columbus agar married hota to..
Columbus agar married hota to America discover na kar pata.
Qunki usey kisi ne nahi poochha:
1.Kahan jaa rahe ho?
/> 2.Kyun jaa rahe ho?
/> 3.Kiske saath jaa rahe ho?
/> 4.Main bhi chalungi
/> 5.Wapis kab aaoge?
/> 6.Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo
/> 7.Meri maa ko hi le jao
/> 8.Mere liye kya laoge?
/> 9.Wapis mein sabji lete aana
/> 10.Pahunch ke phone karna
/> 11.Tum hi kyon har baar discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?
/> 12. Khana kha ke aaoge ya ghar aake khaoge?
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Thursday 7 July 2011
Love Marriage
Love marriages are never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages are made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed
Shayari Collection
Rooz sochta hoon ke us ko bhool jaaon ga…
Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon
n vo meri majburi jaan sake
n ham unko kuch samjha sake
chale the jis mod se ham
usi mod par jake dhar gye
Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga
Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga
tumhe apna leinge bana, agar mere hojao..
hum saare faasle deinge mita agar tum mere hojao..♥
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!
Hindi SMS in 140 Words
Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.
140 Character Hindi Diwali SMS
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
Good Night SMS Collection – Good Night SMS
Good Night SMS Collection
When Night are long n Friends are few,
I sit by my Window n think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night !!
Good Night SMS Collection
Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song
Good Night SMS Collection
Salt has an Unique nature,
Its presence is not felt but its
absence makes things TASTELESS.
Make your absence noticable,
be making your presence Valueable!
GNSD
Good Night SMS Collection
Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all night
Good Night, I Love you
Good Night SMS Collection
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…
Good Night SMS Collection
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night
Good morning SMS Collection – Good morning SMS
Good morning SMS Collection
Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
Good Morning
Good SMS Collection
Best Message Forever:
“Even the Most Powerful Man is Weaker
in front of the Most Happiest Man in the World”
So Always Be Happy… Good Morning
Good Morning SMS Collection
Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don’t.
Good Morning
Good Morning SMS Collection
Sometimes God Closes all Doors
‘n Shuts all the Windows for You,
During those Times, Think that….
May be there is a STORM outside
‘n He wants You SAFE within”… !
Good morning SMS Collection
The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning
Good Morning SMS Collection
Its not bad to be a dumb…
half of the world is dependent on a machine with zero IQ.. !
Good Morning
Friendship SMS Collection – Friendship SMS
Friendship SMS Collection
Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason To Hate It..
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop ‘n Think Of You ‘n Say
How Can I Hate This World When You Are A Part Of It ..!
Friendship SMS Collection
The secret of success in any
Relationship lies
In turning
0ne alphabet upside down-
‘ME’ To Be Turned Into ‘WE’ … =)
Friendship SMS Collection
When u r hurted by d person who is close to u,
do fight with them.
Coz sumtime these fights saves d relation.
But being quiet leaves nothin in d relation
Friendship SMS Collection
Friendship means a little heart dat never hates
A cute smile never fades
A smooth touch that never hurts &
A strong relation dat never breaks.
Friendship SMS Collection
You can live without the Person
who says “U R MINE”
But u can NEVER live without someone
who says “I M YOURS!”
May you be blessed with one such person in Life..!
Love SMS Collection – Love SMS
Love SMS Collection
When u r hurted by d person who is close to u,
do fight with them.
Coz sumtime these fights saves d relation.
But being quiet leaves nothin in d relation
Love SMS Collection
Close Your Eyes ….,Relax Your Body….
‘n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can…
Now Breath…
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!
Love SMS Collection
The secret of success in any
Relationship lies
In turning
0ne alphabet upside down-
‘ME’ To Be Turned Into ‘WE’ … =)
Love SMS Collection
A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
‘n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!
Aishwarya Rai dint get pregnant
Aishwarya Rai dint get pregnant after 3 films with abhishek for 3 longg years..
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Inspirational Birthday SMS on Life
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday
Belated Birthday SMS for Friends
I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
Birthday SMS for Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You’ll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
Birthday SMS for Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, Youll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
Birthday SMS for Mother
Birthday Message For Mother
You Are The Best Mother In The World.
I’m So Grateful That I Have You As A Mother.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Mother.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mother.
Some Words of Wisdom on Ur Birthday
On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
Many many happy returns of the day
Lamhe judai ke – beautiful hindi sms
Read more Hindi sms, Hindi Jokes on www.smsinhindi.com.
Ik Esa Roz B Aye Ga
Ik esa roz b aye ga,
Jb yad meri dohrao ge,
tb kuch b bhol na pao ge,
tm lakh bhulana chaho ge!
ik esa roz b aye ga,
jb rah hmari dekho gy,
phir guzra wqt na aye ga,
tm lakh bhulana chaho gy!
Tumhen dost naye mil jaen gy,
pr hm to mil na paen gy,
tm jb aeena dekho gy,
to aks mera he pao gy,
tm sehra sehra bhtko gy,
wo gulshan ho ya werana,
pr hm ko dhond na pao gy…
,*, K33p ReMeMbEr mE iN ur prAys ,*,
.. aLwAyZ B HaPpy . . ;->
Har Subah Nikal Parta
Har Subah Nikal Parta Hai Jo Khud Ki Talash Me.
Vo Khoyi Hui Si Ek Pahchan Hoon Main.
Na Ankhon Me Khwab Hai Na Dil Me Tamana Koi.
Apni Banayi Hui Rahon Se Hi Anjan Hoon Main.
Kabhi zara Si Baat Par Ansu Baha Deta Tha.
Aaj Rah Me Pari Lash Ki Tarah Bejan Hoon Main.
Ankho Me Khwab Sanjone Ki Bhi Saza Hui Hai Mujhe.
Khilne Se Pehle Hi Jo Toot Jaye Aisa Ek Arman Hoon Main.
Kis Kadar Fareb Karta Hai Samandar Ek Kashti Se.
Is Zindgi K Har Zulm Ka Nigehban Hoon Main.
Jane Kitne Hi Arman Dafana Chuka Hoon Is Dil Me.
Ab To Lagta Hai Jaise Khud Hi Ek Kabarostan Hoon Main.
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Duniya Ko Mere Dil Say
Duniya Ko Mere Dil Say Shikayat Ajab Hain..
Main Kaise Kahoon K Maore Halat Ajab Hain..
Main To Wohi Keh Raha Hoon Jo Beet Raha Hai..
Log Kehte Hain K Khayalat Ajab Hain..
Ab K Koi Ehsas Bhi Nahi Honey Deta..
Ab K To Tere Gham K Kamalat Ajab Hain..
Ab To Hai Jung Ki Sab Tayari Mukamal..
Per Mad e Muqabil K Bayanat Ajab Hain..
Mashkok Si Khamoshi Hai BeChain Labon Per..
Masom Si Ankhon Mein Sawalat Ajab Hain..
Wednesday 6 July 2011
140 Character Independence Day SMS
Before 1947 August 15,
world never know the meaning of freedom,
its Indian who taught the world
the true meaning of freedom,
Be proud to be Indian,
Happy Independence Day…
Love is born.
“When two souls, that have shed their loneliness, embrace and melt into one; from out of loneliness, love is born.”
Sometimes,you
Sometimes, you just can’t tell anybody how you really feel…
Not because u don’t know why, not because u don’t know ur purpose,
not because u don’t trust them…
but because…
you can never really find the right words to make them understand.
She Smiles…
She smiles like nothing is wrong, but when the rest of the world is asleep, she cries like it’s the end of the world.
Pathan ki new car
Wah re Pathan teri shan
Sir dard ki goli
Pathan double-decker bus me
Kisi Din Bhula Mat Dena-Love Hindi Sms
Read more Hindi sms, Hindi Jokes on www.smsinhindi.com.
Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent?
Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?
Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-D
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Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?
Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?
Birbal-12256
A-Agar kam-jyda ho to?
B-kam hoto Begum k zanto me fase hoge aur Jyda ho to Begam k Zante Muchh me fase hoge..
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Sardar is back!
Sardar is back!!!!
Sardar’s Wife looking at Honeymoon brochures said:
/> Let’s try Greece this year !
Sardar asked:
/> Why?
/> what’s wrong with Vaseline ?
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Life Is Very short
Life Is Very short !!
So,
/> Love Truly,
/> Laugh Loudly,
/> Believe Slowly,
/> Forgive Quickly,
/> Break Silly Rules,
/> &
/> Never Avoid Anything
/> That href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/a-smile-costs-less-than-electricity/" title="A Smile costs less than Electricity">Makes U Smile.
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Problem with water
If u ve free msgs pls read n fwd to others.. This mite save someone’s life..
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/serious-warning/" title="serious warning">Beer+water=
/> Damages kidney
Rum+water=
/> Damages liver
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/man-offers-a-drink-to-a-woman/" title="Man offers a drink to a woman">Wisky+water=
/> Damages heart
Gin+water=
/> Damages brain
After seeing this dont u think there s some prob wit water.. So dont mix water..
/> Good morning.. src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
/> Have a beerful day..
/> Oops.!! Sorry..
/> Have a cheerful day.
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Do we drive on the Left or Right?
Q – In India, do we drive on the Left or Right of the road ?
A – We drive on what’s left of the road !!
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Don’t be too confident
Don’t be too confident when someone tells u they like u,
/> d real question is. “UNTIL WHEN?”
because just like seasons.
/> PEOPLE CHANGE. href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/breakup-messages-love-hurts/" title="Breakup Messages – Love Hurts">Painful but true!
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Pani k Zarno me shor honge
Pani k Zarno me shor honge,
/> dilo Ko rulanewale koi chor honge,
/> hum to zindgi bhar dostoko yaad rakhenge par…,
/> bhulanewale hum nahi Koi or honge.
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How Guys feel sorry after hurting their girlfriend?
How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/difference-between-poetry-essay/" title="Difference between POETRY & ESSAY?">girlfriend
1st msg-sorry
2nd msg-href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/apology-sms/i-am-sorry-message/" title="I am sorry message">sorry pls
3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby
4th msg-pls listen na baby pls
5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />
6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to
7th msg
.
.
Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche.
/> Tu kya khudko miss world samajhti hai. Bhad me ja!
8th msg -baby I’m really sorry I was drunk last nite. . .
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Tuesday 5 July 2011
U R D Beat of My Heart
U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
Ab To Uth Saktaa Nahin Aankhon Se Baar-E-Intizaar
Ab To Uth Saktaa Nahin Aankhon Se Baar-E-Intizaar
Kis Tarah Kaate Koi Lail-O-Nahaar- E-Intizaar
Unkii Ulfat Ka Yaqeen Ho Unke Aane Kii Ummiid
Hon Ye Dono Suuraten Tab Hai Bahaar-E-Intizaar
Merii Aahen Naa-Rasaa, Merii Duaein Naa-Qubuul
Yaa Ilaahii Kya Karo Main Sharmsaar-E- Intizaar
Unke Khat Kii Aarzuu Hai, Unkii Aamad Kaa Khayaal
Kis Qadar Peilaa Hua Hai Kaarobaar-E- Intizaar
140 Character Patriotic SMS in Hindi
How often we fail to realize
our good fortune in living in a country
where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy…
`
My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
`
We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
`
Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity..
`
If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace…
`
It is the love of country
that has lighted and that keeps
glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
`
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day
Pleasure to a Single Heart
To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer
Short Tamil Kavithai SMS
Kadhalukku karpanaigal azhagu.!
Aanal..,
Karpanayil Mattumthan kadhal azhagu…
`
“un ninaivai marakka mudiyamal nenjoram vaithirukiren ninaivaha alla en idhaya Thudippaga”..
`
Thaedi paarthen innamum kidaika villai……
Unnai vida azhagana oru ulagam..
`
Nee Partha Paarvaiyil Patri Konda Thee Kuchi Naan, Erinthu Kondae Irupaen Thirumbi Vanthu Nee Anaikkum Varai.
`
Nan solliya kathaluku…
Aval
kangal
solliya
pathil
‘kanneer’
Gudmrng..
`
Selai Katta Theriyavilaye Endru Nee Pulamba…
Unnai Katti Kolla Mudiyamal Pulambugirathu Selai!
Cricket Jokes SMS in Tamil
Sreesanth veetil CBI raid:-
veetil oru puthagam kandu pidika pattulathu.
Puthagathin peyar?
’10 naalil bowling poduvathu epadi’
-by Nehra.
140 Character Tamil SMS Jokes
Dhinam oru poo koduthen avalukku.!
Aval orey oru poo koduthal athu than
“AAPPOO”
B carefull
Maappoo.
love na Doopu!
Namaku frnds than “TOP”
`
Kaadhalithu “PAAR”
Endru
Sonnavargal,
Kaadhalithaal
“BAAR”
Enbadhai
Solla Villaye.
Machi oru quater sollen..
`
Aval kangal parthu solla vantha
kathalai
aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden
aval already booking endru
Machi oru quarter sollen..
`
After love failure,
Gals :hey avan fraud,rowdy,porukki and so on..
But
Boys: (Ava en anjala da?) sorry!
machan ava oru item da.!
Puthagam, kaditham,SMSil dhan kavidhaigal varum..
Ipadi chudidharil kuda varuma enna..
kulambi ponen avalai parthadhum! Sema Mokka illa?
`
Avalai muluvathum maraka mudiyavillai..,
Karanam
Vera figure innum set aagala machi….Oru quarter sollen….
`
Proposal:Boy-I Luv U
Girl-poda
Boy-I’ll Die 4 U
Girl-poda
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-poda
Boy-I’ll Marry U
Girl-Really?
Boy- podi
`
Kadhali: Neenga enakku love letter kodutha vishayam enga veetla ellaarukum
therinjupochu!
Kadhalan: Aiyo un thangachikuma.?
Gham-E-Zindagee Teri Rah Main
Gham-E-Zindagee Teri Rah Main
Shab-E-Arzoo Teri Chah Main
Jo Ujar Gaya Woh Basa Nahin
Jo Bichar Gaya Wo Mila Nahin
Jo Dil-O-Nazar Ka Saroor Tha
Meray Pass Reh Kar Bhi Door Tha
Wohi Ek Gulab Umeed Ka
Meray Shakh-E-Jaan Pa Khila Nahin
Mera Humsafar Jo Ajeeb Hai
Tu Ajeeb Ter Hoon Main App Bhi
Mujhay Manziloon Ki Khabar Nahin
Ussay Rastoon Ka Pata Nahin
Pas-E-Karwan Sar-E-Rahghuzar
Main Shikista Paa Hoon Tu Iss Liya
Ka Qadam Tu Saab Sa Mila Liya
Mera Dil Kisi Sa Mila Nahin
Boys vs Girls Tamil SmS Jokes
Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..
Very Funny Tamil SMS Jokes
Boy: Ration kadaila sakkarai, paruppu, arisi ellame podaranga !
Lady: ulundhu podarangala?
Sardar: Ulundhu podala UKKAANDHU than podaranga .
`
Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups…
Sinthanai Thuligal
Kaalaiyil aval potta kolathai vida
alagaga irunthathu…
athai suttri
iruntha avalin
patha suvadugal..!
`
Kodai kaala veyilil,
Un kolusu than ennai kulira vaikirathu,
Ne nadanthu sellum pothu
chil..
chil..
Entru..
a good friend is
A Good Friend Is
A Connection To Life
A Tie To The Past
A Road To The Future
The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World … (:
kehne ko hamare
Kehne ko hamare pas lafz nai hain
Bhejne ko acha sa SMS nai hai
Par dil se 1awaz ati hai har bar
Apna khayal rakha karo
Q k hamare pas ap jesa dost nai .
our friendship
Our Friendship
START
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ka Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
|| Come Closer So I Can Slap You ||
sumtymz we think
Sumtymz We Think Of
Why Frndz Keep 4wrdng Msgs To Us Widout Speakng Words ?
The Reason Is Dat, Daily They Have Nothing To Say
But
Still Want To Keep In Touch (:
a good friend is
A Good Friend Is
A Connection To Life
A Tie To The Past
A Road To The Future
The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World … (:
true friends must
People Say
”True Friends Must Alwayz Hold Hands”
But
True Friends Need Not To Hold Hands
Because
They Know The Other Hand Will Always Be There… (:
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true friends must
People Say
”True Friends Must Alwayz Hold Hands”
But
True Friends Need Not To Hold Hands
Because
They Know The Other Hand Will Always Be There… (:
some friends forget
Some friends forget,
Some move away,
Some keep silent,
Some just change,
But I am not one of dem,
I remember my friends just for two moments!
“Now & Forever”.
today is world red
Today Is World Red Rose Day.
If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call
N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend
N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get
Law of Love Derived
Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2
Aslamabadon Ai Ay Fax
Aslamabadon ai ay FAX
.
Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.
Tusi pareshan na hovo
sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay??.
Preshani te mere waste ae?
Remix of Lambi Judai
Remix of Lambi judai from the movie ‘Jannat’
4 dino ki chutiyan o raba
Lambi parhai
Parhny me dil mera laagy kaheen na
Parhny sy jaan meri jaey Hamysha
Kitny zamany baad o raba
Chutiyan ye Aaeyin
Chutiyan ye Aaeyin.
Acha Batao
ACHA BATAO?
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI
-:->>
NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI
BOLO BOLO KON
KON
TUM?
ARAY NAHEE
HAMARA K.E.S.C.
Tum Paas Aae
Tum Paas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay
Mintaan Na Krwa,
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Remix
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Ho Mera Kam in Fakiron
Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,
In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,
Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,
Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae???.;->
Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai faraz
href="http://smsill.com/hum-tumhari-chaahat-mein-itni-door-nikal-aaye-hain-faraz/">Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai faraz is a post from: href="http://smsill.com/">SMS, href="http://smsill.com/category/birthday-sms/">Birthday SMS, href="http://smsill.com/category/new-year-sms/">New Year SMS, href="http://smsill.com/category/shayari-sms/">Shayari SMS, href="http://smsill.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS, href="http://smsill.com/category/friendship-sms/">Friendship SMS
Monday 4 July 2011
Happy Husband’s Day Special SMS
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Dosti Insan Ki Zaroorat Hai
Dosti Insan Ki Zaroorat Hai
Dilon Pe Dosti Ki Huqumat Hai
Aap Ke Dosti Ki Wajah Se Zinda Hain
Warna Kitno Ko Hamari Zaroorat Hai
140 Character Motivational SMS in Hindi
Jab Humne Unse Pucha
Sapna Kya Hota Hai
To Unhone Kaha
Band Aankho Mein Jo Apna Hota Hai
Khuli Aankhon Mein Wahi Sapna Hota Hai…..!!!! …
sms jokes,sms joke, funny sms jokes,text sms jokes, adult sms messages, dirty sms messages 2011-07-04 19:40:21
because i am 2 bad
because they know that
my little goodness is not fake.
Funny SMS in 140 words
What does a Girl Want..?
“She doesn’t know What she Wants,
But
She Wants you to Know What she Wants…
‘n She Wants that Too”.. !
A Bit Confusing But Very True.. !! )
Good advice
Donkey wrestling
4 Great quotes by 4 great persons
Zeenat
Nice comments for love
6 Achi Batain
serious warning
Please forward to all people you care about!! This is a very serious warning to all my friends drinking and driving is extremely dangerous.
This happnd wid my friend. Saturday evng while driving, he stuck his arm out of the window to indicate he was turning right & sumone stole his beer..!!;)
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A Little girl
A Little girl asked a Callgirl
/> “Aunty u have nice car, bunglow & big bank balance.
/> What is ur Bussines?”
/> CallGirl: “A Small
/> ‘HOLE SALE’ Business…!”:D
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A Woman Married A One Legged Man
A Woman Married A One Legged Man
/> She Wrote To Her Mother :
/> My Husband Has Only “ONE FOOT”
Her Mother Replied :
/> You Are Lucky,
/> Your Papa Has Only “5 INCHES”:-P
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“Confidence never comes if we have all the answers,
/> but it comes when we are ready for all the questions”.
So Be bold to face the world!!
Nice thought
Nice Thought:
/> “Dont accept other’s defination of life.”
/> Its ur life define it urself, the way u love it and the way u want it to be.
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