Saturday 9 July 2011

140 Character Inspirational SMS

Emotions dont have words,
Wishes dont have scripts,
If u smile, world is with u,
Otherwise even a drop of tear doesn’t like to stay with u..
So keep smiling!! :-)

160 Character Good Morning SMS

Life iz like a Book:
Each day a new page wd adventures 2 experience,
lessons 2 learn and good deeds 2 replicate.
Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.

Good Morning Poems for Friends

Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day


Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,


Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,


Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)

Some Broken Heart

Some broken heart,


may never mend,


Some memories may never end,


Some wet tears may never dry,


But my love for you will never die.

Ramadan 2011 Coming Soon.

Hindi Ramadan SMS


Woh Chand ka Chamakna
Woh Masjido ka Sawarna
Woh Musalmano ki Dhoom
Ramadan 2011 Coming Soon.

140 Character Hindi Insult SMS

Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya…

Friendship SMS Jokes - Dosti wo diya hai jo bujta nahi friendship sms

Dosti wo diya hai jo bujta nahi,
Dosti wo parbat he jo jhukta nahi,
Dosti ki keemat kya he pucho diwano se,
Dosti wo anmol heera he jo bikta nahi…

140 Character Ramadan Mubarak SMS

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

Ramadan SMS

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds…

140 Character Happy Ramadan SMS

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan

I Cannot Erase From My Heart

I cannot erase from my heart
sweet memories of you
thy tongue sharp as a dart
my poor heart eschew.

Friendship SMS Jokes - Love Is Like A Pant But Friendship Is Like A Chaddi

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

Hindi SMS Jokes- Dosti ek duniya hai!

दोस्ती दुनिया की वो ख़ुशी है,
जिसकी ज़रूरत हर किसी को हुई है,
गुजार के देखो कभी अकेले ज़िन्दगी,
फिर खुद जान जाओगे के दोस्ती के बिना ज़िन्दगी भी अधूरी है.
कीसी का दिल तोड़ना हमारी आदत नहीं
कीसी का दिल दुखाना हमारी फितरत में नहीं
भरोसा रखना हम पर तुम
दोस्त कह कर कीसी को यूँ ,हम बदलते नहीं
हर ख़ुशी दिल के करीब नहीं होती,
ज़िन्दगी गमो से दूर नहीं होती,
ये दोस्त मेरी दोस्ती को संभल कर रक,
सच्ची दोस्ती हर किसी को नसीब नहीं होती.
तेरी दोस्ती हम इस तरह निभाएंगे तुम रोज़ खफा होना
हम रोज़ मनायेंगे पर मान जाना मनाने से
वरना यह भीगी पलकें ले के कहा जायेंगे.
इतना प्यार पाया है आप से..
उस से ज्यादा पाने को जी चाहता है.
नजाने वो कौन सी खूबी है आप में.
की आप से दोस्ती निभाने को जी चाहता

Dirty SMS Jokes - A Lady to Doctor:

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

Insult SMS Jokes - Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Birthday SMS Jokes - Happy birth day. Love u!

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Romantic SMS Jokes - Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Rain SMS Jokes - Rain is not only drops of water

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

Friday 8 July 2011

A Broken Heart Is Like

A broken heart is like a dog bite.
The pain will go away,
but the scar will last forever

Cool Message by a Woman

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Cool Msg by a woman-/> Dear Mother-in-law,/> “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,/> I’m living with one of yours/> &/> he needs a lot of improvement”

Submitted By: Sorya

Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

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Golden Love Quote

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Golden Love Quote/> Love Iz Nothing But Respect, Care & Trust..

If U Dont Trust, Care Or Respect Da Pers0n../> Y0u D0nt Love Him..

Submitted By: Zunaira

Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

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Which is better? Google or Yahoo

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Santa:- ‘Which is better?/> Google or Yahoo..?’/> ./> ../> ./> ../> ./> ../> ./> ../> ./> ../> ./> ../> ./> ?

Banta- ‘Oh wait.I’ll search it on/> Google’…

Submitted By: Micky

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Subha Ba-Khair

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Ibtida Ho Kuch Is Tarha Se Tere Naam K Sath.

~*~ Ae ALLAH ~*~

K Din Guzar Jay Teri Rehmato’n K Nazool Mein.

Ameeen.

Subha-Ba-Khair !!

Submitted By: Arhan

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Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed

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Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed/> is nothing actually….!!/> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears…!!

Submitted By: Farhen

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People Love me Hate me

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I know lots of people hate me/> because i am 2 bad

but,

few people surely love me/> because they know that/> my little goodness is not fake.

Submitted By: Sameer

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KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti

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KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti../> Ye lo-/> JHADOO

((???.?.////> (((????////> ((???///> (??//> ??/> AUR/> Apne carrier ka aghaz kro

Submitted By: Ram

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Make Good Morning For Yourself

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N/> O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Make Good Morning For Yourself

I M Busy

Submitted By: Dev

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Not Waste The Wonderful Today

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Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes,/> When It Comes It’s Already Today!/> In Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow,/> Lets Not Waste The Wonderful Today.”

G 0.O D M0rn!Ng

Submitted By: Zameer

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140 Character Romantic Hindi SMS

Love SMS


Dil ki batein aakhon se kahi jati hai,
Bol dhadkan se sune jate hai,
Aap toh nadan hai jo saaf sunna chahte hai,
Ishq ke jazbat toh sirf mehsoos kiye jate hai.

Teddy Day SMS in Hindi

Teddy Day SMS


Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain,
Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain,
Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain,
Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain.
Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!

140 Character Break Up SMS in Hindi

Break Up SMS


Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye
Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye
Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon
Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye.

Happy Earth day SMS

There’s so much Pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.
Happy Earth Day

Akshaya Tritiya SMS

May this Akshaya Tritiya,light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,And dreams for a year full of smiles!
`
The word Akshaya, a Sanskrit word, literally means one that never diminishes, and the day is believed to bring good luck and success.

140 Character Akshaya Tritiya SMS

Akshaya Tritiya Wishes


May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Akshaya Trithiya,and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.
Happy Akshaya Trithiya.

What is the meaning of life?

Taking pain said the nail.
keeping cool said the ice.
driving hard said the hammer.
being up-to-date said the calendar.
being sharp said the knife.
making light around you said the fire.
sticking to it said the glue.
being bright said the lamp.
being on time said the clock
saving a drop said the faucet.
and best of all, “learning from it” said the mistake.

Why Love Stories End?

A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
‘n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!

Get Well Soon SMS for Friends

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.

We Miss You SMS

Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
get well soon so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!

Happy Unmarried Life!

Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy Unmarried Life.

140 Character Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year SMS

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

160 Character Christmas SMS

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each otheh other.

140 Character Christmas SMS

Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

140 Character Heart Break SMS

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together….

When I Look at You, My Heart Skips 1 Beat

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat
but later that beat could mean a
lifetime of tears wasted on some thing
i knew i could never have!

Happy Wedding Anniversary SMS

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary!

7 Sachai Duniya Ki!

7 Sachai Duniya Ki!

1) Apki Ankhe Apke Jism Ka Wo Hissa He Jinhe Ap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Skte!

2)Ap Apne Bal Nhi Gin Skte!

3)Apki Zuban Apke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chu Skti!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Krenge!

5) Ap Muskura Rahe Ho Kyunki Apki Zuban Apke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Skti Hai!

6) Ap Hns Rhe Ho Kyunki Ap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho!

7) Ap Ise Aage Send Kroge Kyunki/> Aap Mza Lena Chahte Ho Dusro Ko Bewkuf Bnakr.

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I wanna cherish our relationship – Love SMS

I know dat i wana enjoy n cherish our relationship as long as it lasts coz i know nothin lasts 4ever. Deep down in my heart i know dat v al r searchin 4 an eternal truth n on d way v meet ppl who make d journey worth it, n u r one of dem!!!

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Columbus agar married hota to..

Columbus agar married hota to America discover na kar pata.

Qunki usey kisi ne nahi poochha:

1.Kahan jaa rahe ho?/> 2.Kyun jaa rahe ho?/> 3.Kiske saath jaa rahe ho?/> 4.Main bhi chalungi/> 5.Wapis kab aaoge?/> 6.Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo/> 7.Meri maa ko hi le jao/> 8.Mere liye kya laoge?/> 9.Wapis mein sabji lete aana/> 10.Pahunch ke phone karna/> 11.Tum hi kyon har baar discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?/> 12. Khana kha ke aaoge ya ghar aake khaoge?

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Thursday 7 July 2011

Love Marriage

Love marriages are never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages are made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed

Shayari Collection

Rooz sochta hoon ke us ko bhool jaaon ga…
Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon


n vo meri majburi jaan sake
n ham unko kuch samjha sake
chale the jis mod se ham
usi mod par jake dhar gye


Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga
Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga


tumhe apna leinge bana, agar mere hojao..
hum saare faasle deinge mita agar tum mere hojao..♥


Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

Hindi SMS in 140 Words

Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.

140 Character Hindi Diwali SMS

Diwali SMS


Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Good Night SMS Collection – Good Night SMS

Good Night SMS Collection
When Night are long n Friends are few,
I sit by my Window n think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night !!


Good Night SMS Collection
Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song


Good Night SMS Collection
Salt has an Unique nature,
Its presence is not felt but its
absence makes things TASTELESS.
Make your absence noticable,
be making your presence Valueable!
GNSD


Good Night SMS Collection
Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all night
Good Night, I Love you


Good Night SMS Collection


A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…


Good Night SMS Collection
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night

Good morning SMS Collection – Good morning SMS

Good morning SMS Collection
Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
Good Morning


Good SMS Collection
Best Message Forever:
“Even the Most Powerful Man is Weaker
in front of the Most Happiest Man in the World”
So Always Be Happy… Good Morning :)


Good Morning SMS Collection
Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don’t.
Good Morning


Good Morning SMS Collection


Sometimes God Closes all Doors
‘n Shuts all the Windows for You,
During those Times, Think that….
May be there is a STORM outside
‘n He wants You SAFE within”… !


Good morning SMS Collection
The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning


Good Morning SMS Collection


Its not bad to be a dumb…
half of the world is dependent on a machine with zero IQ.. !


Good Morning

Friendship SMS Collection – Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS Collection
Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason To Hate It..
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop ‘n Think Of You ‘n Say
How Can I Hate This World When You Are A Part Of It ..! :)


Friendship SMS Collection
The secret of success in any
Relationship lies
In turning
0ne alphabet upside down-
‘ME’ To Be Turned Into ‘WE’ … =)


Friendship SMS Collection
When u r hurted by d person who is close to u,
do fight with them.
Coz sumtime these fights saves d relation.
But being quiet leaves nothin in d relation


Friendship SMS Collection
Friendship means a little heart dat never hates
A cute smile never fades
A smooth touch that never hurts &
A strong relation dat never breaks.


Friendship SMS Collection
You can live without the Person
who says “U R MINE”
But u can NEVER live without someone
who says “I M YOURS!”
May you be blessed with one such person in Life..!

Love SMS Collection – Love SMS

Love SMS Collection


When u r hurted by d person who is close to u,
do fight with them.
Coz sumtime these fights saves d relation.
But being quiet leaves nothin in d relation


Love SMS Collection
Close Your Eyes ….,Relax Your Body….
‘n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can…
Now Breath…
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!


Love SMS Collection
The secret of success in any
Relationship lies
In turning
0ne alphabet upside down-
‘ME’ To Be Turned Into ‘WE’ … =)


Love SMS Collection
A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
‘n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!

Different girlfriends fighting wid their bfs

Different girlfriends fighting wid their bfs:

pilot's girl friend -jyada ud mat samjha....

...Teacher's gf - mujhe mat sikhao samjhe...
...
Dentist's gf - daant tod k hath me de dungi,....

C.A.'S gf - hisaab se reh samjha...

Engineer's gf-
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Abe phle paas toh ho fir baat karna...

GIRLZ OF 2011

GIRLZ OF 2000*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2011*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Aishwarya Rai dint get pregnant

Aishwarya Rai dint get pregnant after 3  films with abhishek for 3 longg years../> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> ./> One film with Rajinikant and results are out!!;-)

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Inspirational Birthday SMS on Life

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

Belated Birthday SMS for Friends

I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

Birthday SMS for Daughter

No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You’ll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.

Birthday SMS for Son

I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, Youll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

Birthday SMS for Mother

Birthday Message For Mother
You Are The Best Mother In The World.
I’m So Grateful That I Have You As A Mother.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Mother.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mother.

Some Words of Wisdom on Ur Birthday

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

Lamhe judai ke – beautiful hindi sms

Lamhe Judai ke beqarar karte hai, Halaat mere mujhe lachar karte hai, padh lo kabhi haal-e-dil nigaho me, kaise kahe tumhe kitna pyar karte hai. लम्हे जुदाई के बेक़रार करते है, हालात मेरे मुझे लाचार करते है, पढ़ लो कभी हाल-ए-दिल निगाहो मे, कैसे कहे तुम्हे कितना प्यार करते है.

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Why do girls prefer an arrange marriages?

Why do girls prefer an arrange marriages?..
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..
..

Because unknown NAMUNA...
is better than a well known KAMEENA

Ik Esa Roz B Aye Ga

Ik esa roz b aye ga,


Jb yad meri dohrao ge,


tb kuch b bhol na pao ge,


tm lakh bhulana chaho ge!


ik esa roz b aye ga,


jb rah hmari dekho gy,


phir guzra wqt na aye ga,


tm lakh bhulana chaho gy!


Tumhen dost naye mil jaen gy,


pr hm to mil na paen gy,


tm jb aeena dekho gy,


to aks mera he pao gy,


tm sehra sehra bhtko gy,


wo gulshan ho ya werana,


pr hm ko dhond na pao gy…


,*, K33p ReMeMbEr mE iN ur prAys ,*,


.. aLwAyZ B HaPpy . . ;->

Har Subah Nikal Parta

Har Subah Nikal Parta Hai Jo Khud Ki Talash Me.


Vo Khoyi Hui Si Ek Pahchan Hoon Main.


Na Ankhon Me Khwab Hai Na Dil Me Tamana Koi.


Apni Banayi Hui Rahon Se Hi Anjan Hoon Main.


Kabhi zara Si Baat Par Ansu Baha Deta Tha.


Aaj Rah Me Pari Lash Ki Tarah Bejan Hoon Main.


Ankho Me Khwab Sanjone Ki Bhi Saza Hui Hai Mujhe.


Khilne Se Pehle Hi Jo Toot Jaye Aisa Ek Arman Hoon Main.


Kis Kadar Fareb Karta Hai Samandar Ek Kashti Se.


Is Zindgi K Har Zulm Ka Nigehban Hoon Main.


Jane Kitne Hi Arman Dafana Chuka Hoon Is Dil Me.


Ab To Lagta Hai Jaise Khud Hi Ek Kabarostan Hoon Main.


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Duniya Ko Mere Dil Say

Duniya Ko Mere Dil Say Shikayat Ajab Hain..


Main Kaise Kahoon K Maore Halat Ajab Hain..


Main To Wohi Keh Raha Hoon Jo Beet Raha Hai..


Log Kehte Hain K Khayalat Ajab Hain..


Ab K Koi Ehsas Bhi Nahi Honey Deta..


Ab K To Tere Gham K Kamalat Ajab Hain..


Ab To Hai Jung Ki Sab Tayari Mukamal..


Per Mad e Muqabil K Bayanat Ajab Hain..


Mashkok Si Khamoshi Hai BeChain Labon Per..


Masom Si Ankhon Mein Sawalat Ajab Hain..

Wednesday 6 July 2011

140 Character Independence Day SMS

Indian Independence Day SMS


Before 1947 August 15,
world never know the meaning of freedom,
its Indian who taught the world
the true meaning of freedom,
Be proud to be Indian,
Happy Independence Day…

Love is born.

“When two souls, that have shed their loneliness, embrace and melt into one; from out of loneliness, love is born.”


Sometimes,you

Sometimes, you just can’t tell anybody how you really feel…


Not because u don’t know why, not because u don’t know ur purpose,


not because u don’t trust them…


but because…


you can never really find the right words to make them understand.

She Smiles…

She smiles like nothing is wrong, but when the rest of the world is asleep, she cries like it’s the end of the world.
She smiles like nothing is wrong,

Sometimes!

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person !









Pathan ki new car

Ek Pathan new car laya aur dost ko bola: Yara is per kuch aisa likho k pata chalay ye Pathan ki car hai. Dost ne charon darwazon pe likh diya : Darwaza bahar ki taraf kholein

Wah re Pathan teri shan

Ghar mein 1 boond pani nahi naam SAMUNDAR KHAN Pura mahina nahata nahi naam GULAAB KHAN Height 2ft ki naam BULAND KHAN Her jurm main shamil naam SHARAFAT KHAN Khoon dekh kar bhagta hai naam BAHADUR KHAN Jaib main 1 paisa nahi naam DAULAT KHAN Wah re pathan teri shaan

Sir dard ki goli

Pathan darakht pe ulta latka hua tha, Wife: Tum darakht pe kyon latka hai? Pathan: Sir dard ki goli khayi hai, kahin PAIT main na chali jaye.

Pathan double-decker bus me

Pathan London me double-bus me betha, conductor ne usay ooper bhej diya. Pathan bhag kar neechay wapas aya aur bola, “Marwaega kia? ooper to driver hi nahi hai?”.

Kisi Din Bhula Mat Dena-Love Hindi Sms

Hasa kar kisi din rula mat dena khas bana kar kabhi gair bana mat dena Mana ki roz aap baat nahi karte isi baat ka bahana bana kar kisi din bhula mat dena “ kisi ki yaad sataye to kya kare kisi se milne ko dil agar chahe to kya kare, log kehte hai ki [...]

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Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent?

Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?

Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-D

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Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?

Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?

Birbal-12256

A-Agar kam-jyda ho to?

B-kam hoto Begum k zanto me fase hoge aur Jyda ho to Begam k Zante Muchh me fase hoge..

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Sardar is back!

Sardar is back!!!!

Sardar’s Wife looking at Honeymoon brochures said:/> Let’s try Greece this year !

Sardar asked:/> Why?/> what’s wrong with Vaseline ?

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Life Is Very short

Life Is Very short !!

So,/> Love Truly,/> Laugh Loudly,/> Believe Slowly,/> Forgive Quickly,/> Break Silly Rules,/> &/> Never Avoid Anything/> That href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/a-smile-costs-less-than-electricity/" title="A Smile costs less than Electricity">Makes U Smile.

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Problem with water

If u ve free msgs pls read n fwd to others.. This mite save someone’s life..

href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/serious-warning/" title="serious warning">Beer+water=/> Damages kidney

Rum+water=/> Damages liver

href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/man-offers-a-drink-to-a-woman/" title="Man offers a drink to a woman">Wisky+water=/> Damages heart

Gin+water=/> Damages brain

After seeing this dont u think there s some prob wit water.. So dont mix water../> Good morning.. src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />/> Have a beerful day../> Oops.!! Sorry../> Have a cheerful day.

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Do we drive on the Left or Right?

Q – In India, do we drive on the Left or Right of the road ?

A – We drive on what’s left of the road !!

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Don’t be too confident

Don’t be too confident when someone tells u they like u,/> d real question is. “UNTIL WHEN?”

because just like seasons./> PEOPLE CHANGE. href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/breakup-messages-love-hurts/" title="Breakup Messages – Love Hurts">Painful but true!

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Pani k Zarno me shor honge

Pani k Zarno me shor honge,/> dilo Ko rulanewale koi chor honge,/> hum to zindgi bhar dostoko yaad rakhenge par…,/> bhulanewale hum nahi Koi or honge.

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How Guys feel sorry after hurting their girlfriend?

How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/difference-between-poetry-essay/" title="Difference between POETRY & ESSAY?">girlfriend

1st msg-sorry

2nd msg-href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/apology-sms/i-am-sorry-message/" title="I am sorry message">sorry pls

3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby

4th msg-pls listen na baby pls

5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />

6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to

7th msg

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Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche./> Tu kya khudko miss world samajhti hai. Bhad me ja!

8th msg -baby I’m really sorry I was drunk last nite. . .

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Tuesday 5 July 2011

U R D Beat of My Heart


U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go


U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry


U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart


Happy Valentine’s Day

Ab To Uth Saktaa Nahin Aankhon Se Baar-E-Intizaar

Ab To Uth Saktaa Nahin Aankhon Se Baar-E-Intizaar
Kis Tarah Kaate Koi Lail-O-Nahaar- E-Intizaar
Unkii Ulfat Ka Yaqeen Ho Unke Aane Kii Ummiid
Hon Ye Dono Suuraten Tab Hai Bahaar-E-Intizaar
Merii Aahen Naa-Rasaa, Merii Duaein Naa-Qubuul
Yaa Ilaahii Kya Karo Main Sharmsaar-E- Intizaar
Unke Khat Kii Aarzuu Hai, Unkii Aamad Kaa Khayaal
Kis Qadar Peilaa Hua Hai Kaarobaar-E- Intizaar

140 Character Patriotic SMS in Hindi

Happy Independence Day


How often we fail to realize
our good fortune in living in a country
where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy…
`
My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
`
We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
`
Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity..
`
If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace…
`
It is the love of country
that has lighted and that keeps
glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
`
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day

Pleasure to a Single Heart

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

Short Tamil Kavithai SMS

Kadhalukku karpanaigal azhagu.!
Aanal..,
Karpanayil Mattumthan kadhal azhagu…
`
“un ninaivai marakka mudiyamal nenjoram vaithirukiren ninaivaha alla en idhaya Thudippaga”..
`
Thaedi paarthen innamum kidaika villai……
Unnai vida azhagana oru ulagam..
`
Nee Partha Paarvaiyil Patri Konda Thee Kuchi Naan, Erinthu Kondae Irupaen Thirumbi Vanthu Nee Anaikkum Varai.
`
Nan solliya kathaluku…
Aval
kangal
solliya
pathil
‘kanneer’
Gudmrng..
`
Selai Katta Theriyavilaye Endru Nee Pulamba…
Unnai Katti Kolla Mudiyamal Pulambugirathu Selai!

Cricket Jokes SMS in Tamil

Sreesanth veetil CBI raid:-
veetil oru puthagam kandu pidika pattulathu.


Puthagathin peyar?
’10 naalil bowling poduvathu epadi’
-by Nehra.

140 Character Tamil SMS Jokes

Dhinam oru poo koduthen avalukku.!
Aval orey oru poo koduthal athu than
“AAPPOO”
B carefull
Maappoo.
love na Doopu!
Namaku frnds than “TOP”
`
Kaadhalithu “PAAR”
Endru
Sonnavargal,
Kaadhalithaal
“BAAR”
Enbadhai
Solla Villaye.
Machi oru quater sollen..
`
Aval kangal parthu solla vantha
kathalai
aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden
aval already booking endru
Machi oru quarter sollen..
`
After love failure,
Gals :hey avan fraud,rowdy,porukki and so on..
But
Boys: (Ava en anjala da?) sorry!
machan ava oru item da.!


Puthagam, kaditham,SMSil dhan kavidhaigal varum..
Ipadi chudidharil kuda varuma enna..
kulambi ponen avalai parthadhum! Sema Mokka illa?
`
Avalai muluvathum maraka mudiyavillai..,
Karanam
Vera figure innum set aagala machi….Oru quarter sollen….
`
Proposal:Boy-I Luv U
Girl-poda
Boy-I’ll Die 4 U
Girl-poda
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-poda
Boy-I’ll Marry U
Girl-Really?
Boy- podi
`
Kadhali: Neenga enakku love letter kodutha vishayam enga veetla ellaarukum
therinjupochu!
Kadhalan: Aiyo un thangachikuma.?

Gham-E-Zindagee Teri Rah Main

Gham-E-Zindagee Teri Rah Main
Shab-E-Arzoo Teri Chah Main
Jo Ujar Gaya Woh Basa Nahin
Jo Bichar Gaya Wo Mila Nahin
Jo Dil-O-Nazar Ka Saroor Tha
Meray Pass Reh Kar Bhi Door Tha
Wohi Ek Gulab Umeed Ka
Meray Shakh-E-Jaan Pa Khila Nahin
Mera Humsafar Jo Ajeeb Hai
Tu Ajeeb Ter Hoon Main App Bhi
Mujhay Manziloon Ki Khabar Nahin
Ussay Rastoon Ka Pata Nahin
Pas-E-Karwan Sar-E-Rahghuzar
Main Shikista Paa Hoon Tu Iss Liya
Ka Qadam Tu Saab Sa Mila Liya
Mera Dil Kisi Sa Mila Nahin

Boys vs Girls Tamil SmS Jokes

Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..

Very Funny Tamil SMS Jokes

Boy: Ration kadaila sakkarai, paruppu, arisi ellame podaranga !
Lady: ulundhu podarangala?
Sardar: Ulundhu podala UKKAANDHU than podaranga .
`
Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups…

Sinthanai Thuligal

Kaalaiyil aval potta kolathai vida
alagaga irunthathu…
athai suttri
iruntha avalin
patha suvadugal..!
`
Kodai kaala veyilil,
Un kolusu than ennai kulira vaikirathu,
Ne nadanthu sellum pothu
chil..
chil..
Entru..

a good friend is

A Good Friend Is


A Connection To Life


A Tie To The Past


A Road To The Future


The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World … (:


kehne ko hamare

Kehne ko hamare pas lafz nai hain


Bhejne ko acha sa SMS nai hai


Par dil se 1awaz ati hai har bar


Apna khayal rakha karo
Q k hamare pas ap jesa dost nai .


our friendship

Our Friendship
START


Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ka Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega


|| Come Closer So I Can Slap You ||


without good friends

” Without


Good Friends


No One Would


Choose To Live


Though


He Had


All Other Goods … ”


sumtymz we think

Sumtymz We Think Of
Why Frndz Keep 4wrdng Msgs To Us Widout Speakng Words ?
The Reason Is Dat, Daily They Have Nothing To Say
But
Still Want To Keep In Touch (:


a good friend is

A Good Friend Is


A Connection To Life


A Tie To The Past


A Road To The Future


The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World … (:


true friends must

People Say
”True Friends Must Alwayz Hold Hands”
But
True Friends Need Not To Hold Hands
Because
They Know The Other Hand Will Always Be There… (:
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true friends must

People Say
”True Friends Must Alwayz Hold Hands”
But
True Friends Need Not To Hold Hands
Because
They Know The Other Hand Will Always Be There… (:


some friends forget

Some friends forget,
Some move away,
Some keep silent,
Some just change,
But I am not one of dem,
I remember my friends just for two moments!


“Now & Forever”.


today is world red

Today Is World Red Rose Day.


If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call


N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend


N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get


Law of Love Derived

Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2

Aslamabadon Ai Ay Fax

Aslamabadon ai ay FAX
.


Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.


Tusi pareshan na hovo


sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay??.


Preshani te mere waste ae?

Remix of Lambi Judai

Remix of Lambi judai from the movie ‘Jannat’


4 dino ki chutiyan o raba
Lambi parhai


Parhny me dil mera laagy kaheen na


Parhny sy jaan meri jaey Hamysha


Kitny zamany baad o raba
Chutiyan ye Aaeyin


Chutiyan ye Aaeyin.

Acha Batao

ACHA BATAO?
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI


-:->>


NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI


BOLO BOLO KON


KON
TUM?


ARAY NAHEE


HAMARA K.E.S.C.

Tum Paas Aae

Tum Paas Aae,


Yun Muskurae,


Apne 32 Dant,


Mjhko Dikhae,


Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,


Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,


Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,


Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay

Mintaan Na Krwa,


Mobile Noo Utha,


Write Msg De Vich JA,


Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,


Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,


Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Remix

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)


Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye


UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,


Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K


Chalta He Kya Karu Haye


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Ho Mera Kam in Fakiron

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,


In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,


Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,


Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae???.;->

Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai faraz

Hum tumhari chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain faraz.…

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Monday 4 July 2011

Happy Husband’s Day Special SMS

Bechara Mard! Agar aurat par haath uthaye to zalim, Aurat…

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Dosti Insan Ki Zaroorat Hai

Dosti Insan Ki Zaroorat Hai
Dilon Pe Dosti Ki Huqumat Hai
Aap Ke Dosti Ki Wajah Se Zinda Hain
Warna Kitno Ko Hamari Zaroorat Hai

140 Character Motivational SMS in Hindi

Hindi SMS


Jab Humne Unse Pucha
Sapna Kya Hota Hai
To Unhone Kaha
Band Aankho Mein Jo Apna Hota Hai
Khuli Aankhon Mein Wahi Sapna Hota Hai…..!!!! …

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I know lots of people hate me
because i am 2 bad
but,
few people surely love me
because they know that
my little goodness is not fake.

Funny SMS in 140 words

What does a Girl Want..?


“She doesn’t know What she Wants,
But
She Wants you to Know What she Wants…
‘n She Wants that Too”.. !


A Bit Confusing But Very True.. !! :) )

Good advice

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.” – Oscar Wilde

Donkey wrestling

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

4 Great quotes by 4 great persons

1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote. (Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddique R.A ) 2. Jo shaks apne khuloos ki qasmein khaye us pe kabhi aitmaad na karo. (Hazrat Umar R.A.) 3. Mohabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon per. (Hazrat Usman Ghani ) 4. Ache logon ki 1 [...]

Zeenat

Duniya ki zeenat 3 cheezon main hai - Maan - Aulad - Biwi Akhrat ki zeenat 3 cheezon main hai - Ilm - Taqwa - Sadqa Jism ki zeenat 3 cheezon main hai - Kam khana - Kam sona - Kam bolna Dil ki zeenat 3 cheezon main hai - Sabar - Khamoshi - Shukar

Nice comments for love

- Mohabbat ankh se nahi dil se dekhti hai (Shakespear) - Jo bar bar mohabbat karte hain wo mohabbat karna nahi jantay (Ghalib) - Mohabbat wo khel hai jisme aqal haar jati hai (Hitler) - Dil ki hazar ankhen hoti hain magar wo mehboob k aib ko nahi dekh sakti (Baba Bullay Shah)

6 Achi Batain

1. Pareshani halaat se nahi khayalat se hoti hai. 2. Behtreen ankh wo hai jo haqeeqat ka samna karay. 3. Duniya main sabse mushkil kaam apni islah karna hai, aur sabse asan kaam dusron per tanqeed karna hai. 4. Nafrat dil ka pagalpan hai. 5. Insan zindagi se mayoos ho to kamiyabi bhi nakami nazar [...]

serious warning

Please forward to all people you care about!! This is a very serious warning to all my friends drinking and driving is extremely dangerous.

This happnd wid my friend. Saturday evng while driving, he stuck his arm out of the window to indicate he was turning right & sumone stole his beer..!!;)

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A Little girl

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Her Mother Replied :/> You Are Lucky,/> Your Papa Has Only “5 INCHES”:-P

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So Be bold to face the world!!

Nice thought

Nice Thought:/> “Dont accept other’s defination of life.”/> Its ur life define it urself, the way u love it and the way u want it to be.

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Santa Banta TV…

Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6. Banta – pn hu nai joi sku. Santa – km? Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.

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Bapu sak market ma…

Bapu – aa tameta kem apya? Sakvalo – 20 na 500 . . Bapu – to halo ganva mando.

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