Saturday 22 January 2011

Insulting in an Appreciating Manner

When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they indend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker.


“That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.”


“You’re smarter than you look.”


“You drive very well, for a woman.”


“Your son is more handsome than I would have expected.”


“You are attractive, for your age.”


“You’re actually kinda cute now that I’ve gotten to know you.”


“You’re not as heavy as people think you are.”


“I don’t care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!”


“You’re so smart, for an American.”


“You don’t sweat that much for a fat girl!”


“I’m amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice.”


“Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!”


“Relax, sweetie… you were perfectly adequate.”


“You’re more of a “street smart” kind of guy.”


“You’re not the kind of girl guys date; you’re the kind of girl they marry.”


“You’re so evolved…for a man.”

hum to apke wo dost hai


"Aisa nahi ki hum rishta tod denge,
musibat me apka sath chod denge,
hum to apke wo dost hai,
jo aapki sans kam ho to

apni sans jod denge..."

jindgi apki itni maheke

"Har khwab apki jindgi ki hakikat ban jaye,
Khushi ke chirag se jindgi apki roshan ho jaye,
Jindgi apki itni maheke,
kigulab ke fulo ko bhi apse jalan ho jaye."

frndship rules

"Frndship Rules:
No Drama
No Xcuse
No Sory
No Thnx
Dont  say
I am buzyalwys say,
Hukum kare Tere Leye Jaan b Hazir Hai,
Denge Nhi Wo Alag Baat hai.;"

gujarati student ni shayri

"1 Gujarati Student Ni Shayri:
Unala ma Bajri NeShiyala ma Kapaas
Wah Wah.......
Unala ma Bajri Ne Shiyala ma Kapaas
Gori Tari Yaad ma Hu 4 ma Napaas."

Friday 21 January 2011

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!





Click means


C.L.I.C.K. means :


C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.






We find comfort somewhere

There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere,
and we are all apt to expect too much;
but then, if one scheme of happiness fails,
human nature turns to another;
if the first calculation is wrong,
we make a second better:
we find comfort somewhere.





The Pain

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.





Monday 17 January 2011

Indian cinema..

Indian cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ? . Nathi khabar??? . Shammi kapoor, . Kmk ene sauti pela kidhu hatu… YAHOO….

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3 inda…

3 inda (eggs) niche pdya, Pn ema thi 2 j futya, km ? . . . . Thay kyarek evu, Tame tension na lo, Msg fwd kro..

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Chikan masala..

Chikan masala banava mate apne joise chikan – 1 kilo, tameta – 5, masalo – packet, mithu – svad anusar, dungli – hesiat anusar…

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Rajnikant ne naresh kanodia…

Rajnikant ne naresh kanodia vache have dosti thai gai 6, Have eni ek gujarati film avani 6, Name 6 – ” Shaher no robo ne gam no dobo “

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Jyare tu…

JYARE TU SAFED KAPDA PEHRE 6, TYARE TYARE AMBULANCE JEVI LAGE 6, FARK MATR ETLO 6, TE GHAYLO NE LAI JAY 6, TU GHAYAL KARI NE JAY 6. Submitted by… Nirav

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