Saturday 30 April 2011

Erasers are for people

"Erasers are for people who MAKE errors" is an old saying,
But a better saying is
"Erasers r for people who r willing 2 CORRECT their mistakes!"

Thinking of you

A Nutty Fact bt quite true
Isn't it funny wen U miss sum1,
U msg them 2let them knw tht U r thinkin of them.
Bt d truth is U really want them 2 think f U..

Pani Ban Kar

Koi Mila Hme Chand Ki Chandni Ban Kr
Koi Mila Pariyo Ki Kahani Ban Kr
Pr Jis Kisi Ko Palko Me Basaya Hmne
Wo Nikal Gya Aakh Se Pani Ban Kr.

Haal Kabhi puch lia karo

Haal kbi puch lia kro
dur ho par yad kr lia kro
Mat rakho har pal ki khabar
zinda h ye hi jan lia kro

Barat Keh Lenge

Khaye He Lakho Dhokhe
1Dhokha Or Seh Lenge
Tum Le jao Apni Doli Ko
HumApne Janaze Ko Barat Keh Lenge

I may b away from

I may b away from u but i'm sure.
Even wen we r far apart.
Distance can never change.
D Luv i have 4u in my heart.
Thinking of u Alwys..

Khushi Ko Dhundhne

Khushi Ko Dhundhne Se GUM Milte Hai,
Yeh GUM zindgi ME Hardam Milte Hai,
Jo Dil Ke Saare Dard Baat Le,
Ese Log Zindgi ME Kam Milte Hai.

Being visible is

Being visible is not always a requirement 4 being close.
It jus takes some thoughtfulness n concern to capture the Heart of a luvd 1!

Kehna mushkil ho jaye

Na daliye chahat par zor itna
ki dil ko sambhalna mushkil ho jaaye,
daliye chahat me asar itna
ki uska na kehna mushkil ho jaye.

Friday 29 April 2011

Kisi per trust karo to aisay karo

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi, Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay . . Kamran Akmal nahi hai

Never reject anybody

Never reject anybody in your life because; Good person gives us happiness & Bad person gives us experience. Both are essential for life

Friends are like fishes

Friends are like fishes.. you have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught you! So better stay nice otherwise… I will FRY you

Sheeshay ki warranty

Pathan: Is sheeshay ki kia warranty hai? Dukandar: Ap is ko 100 manzil se nechay girao ye sheesha 99 manzil tak nahi tootay ga. Pathan: Pack kar do…!!!

I like 3 Friends

I like 3 friends, Sun – Moon – & You. Sun – For the day time. Moon – For the night time. You – For the lifetime

Two secrets to keep relationships Strong

Two secrets to keep relationships stronger. 1. Whenever you are wrong – Admit it. 2. Whenever you are right – Just keep quiet.

Shadi me jin

Ek shadi me jin agaya, jin ko dekh kar sab lerkiyon ki cheekh nikal gai. Ek buzurg ne kaha sari lerkiyan wazu kar k ayen, Sab wazu kar k ayin to… jin ki cheekh nikal gayi

Newspaper me Ad

Newspaper me ad aya k “Hamare pass esi product hai jisko pehen kar ap puri duniya ko dekh sakte hain per koi apko nahi dekh sakta”. Price: 10,000 + Free Home Delivery Pathan ne ad perhte hi 10,000 bhej diye… Kuch din bad courier se ek parcel aya, pathan ne jaldi jaldi parcel khol to [...]

Height of Literacy

HEIGHT OF LITERACY Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi? Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ke Going to gaaon for 3 days… Apke husband ne comment bhi kia tha ke, Have a safe trip, come soon …… Miss you

Teri galiyon me na rakhengay kadam

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad, Kyun K… Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!! |’(‘.’) Kya | |.|> Bacchi | _|_ Hy Yar… ;->)

Mai apse pyaar nahi karti.

Biwi ko thpad mrne k baad PATI BOLA- admi use hi marta h, jise wo pyar krta h.
Biwi ne b 2-4 khich ke mare or boli- Aap kya smjte ho, mai apse pyar nhi krti.?

Nahin hila sakti

Munna Bhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilaate hain.,
Circuit: Common sense BhAi! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sAkti na.!!!

Sabke Chehre Me

Sabke Chehre Me Wo Bat Nhi Hoti
Thode Andhere Se Raat Nhi Hoti
Zindgi Me Kuch Log Bahut Pyare Hote Hai
Kya Kare Uni Se Mulakat Nhi Hoti

English mein

Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidher ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe.
Circuit: Dhobighat bole toh?
Munna: English mein usko “WASHINGTON” bolneka.

Teri kami

Teri kami b hai ehsas b hai
Tu dur b hai aur pas b hai..
Khuda ne yu nawaza hai teri dosti se mujhko;
Ki khud per mujhe gurur b hai aur naz b hai..

Mistakes

Between yesterday’s mistakes
& tomorrow’s hope, there is fantastic opportunity
& that is today. Live it with full zest.

Yaad Karte He Apko.

Dil Ki Gahraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko
Hardam Palko Pe Bithaye Rakhte He Apko
Dil Dhadke To Suno Gaur Se
Har Dhadkan K Sath Yaad Karte He Apko.

Mera Katil Bhi

Har Mehfil Har Dil B Royega
Jaha Dubegi Meri Kasti Wo Sahil B Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Zamane Me Hum
Ki Katal kar k Mera Katil B Royega

Success will be Yours.

Dont compare Yourself with anyone in this world
If U do,U r insulting Yourself
Bcoz u R UNIQUE in Ur own way Respect Yourself
Success will be Yours.

FRIENDS are just ..

“Coffee nevr knew how gud cud it taste,
before it met Sugar,Water n Milk”
FRIENDS r just d same,
they r gud as they r.
But when they meet they become best.

Thursday 28 April 2011

Santa Vs Aishwariya..

Santa e Aish ne call kryo, Santa – Pahechan kaun ?? Aish – no idea Santa – Then get idea. Var akha gam ma keto fare 6 get idea ne baira pase j idea nati. ?

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Saralta thi…

Saralta ti kai na male to dukhi na thaso, Mali jai jo badhu to prayatna su krso ? Sapna badha hakikat nti thata, Thase badhu hakikat to sapna su joso ??

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Wednesday 27 April 2011

Mai apse pyaar nahi karti.

Biwi ko thpad mrne k baad PATI BOLA- admi use hi marta h, jise wo pyar krta h.
Biwi ne b 2-4 khich ke mare or boli- Aap kya smjte ho, mai apse pyar nhi krti.?

Nahin hila sakti

Munna Bhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilaate hain.,
Circuit: Common sense BhAi! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sAkti na.!!!

Sabke Chehre Me

Sabke Chehre Me Wo Bat Nhi Hoti
Thode Andhere Se Raat Nhi Hoti
Zindgi Me Kuch Log Bahut Pyare Hote Hai
Kya Kare Uni Se Mulakat Nhi Hoti

English mein

Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidher ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe.
Circuit: Dhobighat bole toh?
Munna: English mein usko "WASHINGTON" bolneka.

Teri kami

Teri kami b hai ehsas b hai
Tu dur b hai aur pas b hai..
Khuda ne yu nawaza hai teri dosti se mujhko;
Ki khud per mujhe gurur b hai aur naz b hai..

Mistakes

Between yesterday's mistakes
& tomorrow's hope, there is fantastic opportunity
& that is today. Live it with full zest.

Yaad Karte He Apko.

Dil Ki Gahraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko
Hardam Palko Pe Bithaye Rakhte He Apko
Dil Dhadke To Suno Gaur Se
Har Dhadkan K Sath Yaad Karte He Apko.

Mera Katil Bhi

Har Mehfil Har Dil B Royega
Jaha Dubegi Meri Kasti Wo Sahil B Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Zamane Me Hum
Ki Katal kar k Mera Katil B Royega

Success will be Yours.

Dont compare Yourself with anyone in this world
If U do,U r insulting Yourself
Bcoz u R UNIQUE in Ur own way Respect Yourself
Success will be Yours.

Greetings SMS English

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Shayari SMS Sad

Chup ho kis waja say, hamain maloom nahiin magar… Dil…

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Tuesday 26 April 2011

FRIENDS are just ..

"Coffee nevr knew how gud cud it taste,
before it met Sugar,Water n Milk"
FRIENDS r just d same,
they r gud as they r.
But when they meet they become best.

RAB Say Iltija Hay Yeh


Umar K Samandar Mein,


Roshni Ki Khuwahish Mein,


Waqt K Sitaray Hein,


Jis Khuda Ney Yeh Dharti,


Ye Falak Sanwarey Hein,


Us RAB Say Iltija Hay Yeh


Or Meri Dua Hay Yeh,


Wo Apkii Qismat Mein


ILM Ki Rida Kikh Dey,


WAQT Ki Ada Likh Dey,

PYAR Ki Inteha Likh Dey,


RIZQ Be Panah Likh Dey,


MAA Ki Dua Likh Dey,


Or Apni RAZA Likh Dey!


Submitted By: Roshni

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Before We Sleep


Before V Sleep,
Just Gently Lay Every Troubled Thought Away,
Let”s Drop Our Burdens & Our Care
In The Quiet Arms Of Prayer.
Sleep In Peace,
…Remember
GOD Is Awake. . .


Let”s Wish A Great Dream
Tonight . . . =]


Submitted By: Ahad

Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

Log kehte hy mehngai hy


Reporter: Sir Reporter: Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?


Gellani: Kon kehta hy mehngai hy
3 rupay main 500 sms hy
5 rupey main happy hour hy
Unlimited frnds n family hy
Sab keh do ki saholat hy
Is se sasti sirf khamoshi
Yahi hy Dhun sb ki
Ufone tum hi to ho
Telenor the smart call ..?


Submitted By: Aslam

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Tere Wajood Se Hain Ronkain Saari


Tere Wajood Se Hain Gulistan Ki Ronkain Saari ‘DOST’


K Tere Baghair Is Duniya Ko Hum Veeran Likhty Hain…!!


Submitted By: Aadi

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When we really love someone


Never expect anything in return from any1


But the truth is


when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!


Submitted By: Arvin

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Cheerful people are like....

Cheerful people are like sunlight,
they shine into the corners of the heart
and offer bright mornings & fresh hopes
GOOD MORNING to one such person

Ab So Jao


Ab So Jao k Sapne
Intizaar Kerty Hyn


Theek Nahi Yun Khwabo”n
…Se Dushmani Kerna . . .!


G o . 0 d
N i g H t


Submitted By: Iram

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Did U Smile 2day?


It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask


Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,


So Let Me Ask U Something Different


Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)


Submitted By: Vanesa

Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

BEST part of my life


I know that they r fine but I call & ask
“kaise ho”


I know that they can’t forget me but I say them
“bas dekh lia!
bhooL gaye ho mujhe”


I know that they can’t go widout me but I say
“zaLimo mujhe b Le k Jaana”


I know that they can’t finish all stuff without me but I say “beta akele akele”


I know that they’ll share everything with me but I say
“oay mujhe b batana”

I know that they r with me in every problem but I say
“gum na hoJana an time pe”


&
I know its impossible to survive without them but I say!


“Bas Jao ainda muJh se baat na karna”


They are the BEST part of my life. MY FRIENDS (KUSH RHO)


Submitted By: Seema

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Monday 25 April 2011

People come into your life

People come into your life
for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is,
you will know what to do for that person.

Santa plane mein

Santa 1st tym plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha,
Santa utha aur pilot ko thappad mar ke bola-
Mujhe der ho rahi hai or tu by road ja raha hai..??

Lines by a 1 side Lover

Lines by a 1 side Lover on his Gf's B'day-
"I'll b Waiting 4 all ur B'day's Untill U Accept My Heart as a Gift"

Dard mein koi

Dard m koi mausam pyara nhi hota
Dilho pyasa to panise Guzara nhi hota
Koi deke to sahi hamari Bebasi akar
Hum sabke hojate he koi hamara nhi hota.

Distances

'Distances' do not matter
when the memories are sweet
& Special people are not forgotten
bcoz they remain in 'Heart Beats'

Marne Ka ArMan Ho Gaya

Gum is Tarah se Humpe Meharban Ho Gaya
Jisne KaTaL kiya Wohi Mehman Ho Gaya
Marne Ke Bad Apka Didar Ho Shayad
isLiye Marne Ka ArMan Ho Gaya

All the persons

A sentence from a true frnd:
'All the persons are not my frnd.
But my frnd is not just like all other persons'

Do Ghadi Ki Mulakat Me

Do Ghadi Ki Mulakat Me
Umar Bhar Ka Sitam De Gaye
Kya Mila Hai Sila Ishq Me
Pyar Maanga Gam De Gaye

Microsoft Excel vs Surf Excel Sardar SMS

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Sunday 24 April 2011

Happy Gandum Season

Agar meri koi call na aye, Koi sms message bhi…

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