tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

nahi aaj cycle repairing ko di hai

Boy:Mai Tuje Bangla Dilauga,Car Dilauga,Gold K Dhair Laga Duga

Girl:Shaam Ko Park Aaoge

BOY: nahi,aaj CYCLE repairing ko di hai.

Valentine SMS Jokes - Valentine Text SMS Jokes

You are unique
You are caring and
You are the best. And I am the
luckiest to have you in my life!
Happy Valentine’s Day my sweet heart!

Santa and Banta Again

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Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
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Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
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Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!
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Best Collection – Santa Banta Jokes

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Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!
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Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!
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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?
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Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says
“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”
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happy republic day

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"VANDEMATARAM"
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

aao jhuk kar salam kare unko

Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo
desh ke kaam aata hai,
"HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY"

happy republic day

Happy republic day!
On d eve of 60th REPUBLIC DAY,
lets salute & remember d soldiers
who sacrificed their lives to protect our nation..
JAI HIND!!

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