New Year Quotations , New Year Sayings

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan Many people look forward to the new year [...]

New Year Greetings

Wish Your Friends a Happy New Year With the Choicest New Year Greetings Do you want to send a special New Year greeting to your friends? Here is a great collection of New Year greetings. Some of the greetings convey worldly wisdom, while others present a diverse perspective about the New Year. Choose from this [...]

New Year’s Eve Sayings by Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughan An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill VaughanSimilar SMS: New Year Quotations , New Year Sayings [...]

Snow SMS and Snow Text Message

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. ~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850Similar SMS: New Year’s Eve Sayings by Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850 New Year Greetings by Alfred Lord Tennyson New Year Greetings New Year [...]

What I Need to Live

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth … Why i need to live has been given to me by you my valentine !!! Happy Valentine’s DaySimilar SMS: What I Need to Live To Be Your Valentine When I Miss You My Heart Still Bleeds I Have Written Everything in [...]

Some Stunnigly Hilarious One Liners

1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way You’re in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

7. Born free, Taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don’t have film..

9. Life is unsure; Always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, You’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, They are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer… What I can’t stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, Why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, Are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, Leave work at noon!

20. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, So, I made your horn louder!

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.

24. The cigarette does the smoking, You are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week.

26. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, To forgive is not a company policy.

28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, But, if you think again, neither does milk.

30. In order to get a loan, You first need to prove that you don’t need it.

And my favourite …

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.