Saturday 2 July 2011

Happy Birthday SMS for Aunty

There are Aunts that are boring
That are Aunts that are dull
There are Aunts that don’t care
About much of anything at all
But that’s not you Aunty
You’re exciting caring and great fun too
A Great Big Happy Birthday
From your Niece that loves you!

Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar…

Sad Shayari


Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai,
Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai,
Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere,
Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai…

160 Character Sad Hindi SMS

Hindi SMS


Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye To Kya Karu?
Tu Hi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu?
Hasrat Hai Ki Ek Nazar Tujhe Dubara Dekh Lu
Kismat Woh Lamha Na Laye To Kya Karu?…
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Kya Kahu Tumhe?
Khwab Kahu To Bikhar Jaoge!
Dil Kahu To Tut Jaoge!
Lo, Tumhara Naam Zindigi Rakh Deti Hu…
To Maut Se Pehle Hamara Saath Na Chor Paoge…!…
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Kisi Ki Dhadkan Ke Piche Koi Baat Hoti Hai
Har Dard Ke Piche Kisiki Yaad Hoti Hai
Aap Ko Pata Na Hoga.
Apki Har Khushi Ke Peche Hamari Faryaad Hoti Hai!…
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki Hum Saath Reh Na Paye…
Ek Dusre Se Kuch Keh Na Paye…
Itni Nazdikyan Mat Badaiye Humse…
Ki Hum Duriyon Ko Sehna Paye…!…
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Aane Ki Aahat Pe Shama Jalai Hogi…
Kabhi Judai Ke Gum Se Aakh Bhar Aai Hogi…
Fikar Na Kar Mere Yaar…
Us Rabne Milne Ki Koi To Sham Banai Hogi…!…

140 Character Hindi SMS

Dard


Seh Liya Har Dard Humne Haste Haste
Ujd Gaya Ghar Mera Yaaro Baste Baste
Ab Wafa Kare To Kis Se Kare Yaaro
Wafa Karne Gaye To Bewafa Hi Mile Raste Raste…
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Jab Humne Unse Pucha
Sapna Kya Hota Hai
To Unhone Kaha
Band Aankho Mein Jo Apna Hota Hai
Khuli Aankhon Mein Wahi Sapna Hota Hai…..
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Muddat Se Door The Hum Tum,
Ek Zamane Ke Baad Milna Acha Laga.
Sagar Se Gehra Laga Aapka Pyar,
Tairna To Aata Tha Par Doobna Acha Laga……
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Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai
Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai
Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke
Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hai…
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Zamane Bhar Ki Baton Mei Hame Bhula Na Dena
Jab Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Zara Muskura Dena
Zinda Rahe To Milenge Dost
Nahi To Har Diwali Mere Naam Ka Diya Jala Dena …

Broken Friendship SMS in Hindi

Dosti


Nigaho Me Or Koi Dosti Ke Kabil Na Raha,
Is Kinare Ka Or Koi Sahil Na Raha
Chand Jaisa Dost Mila Hume Zamin Par,
Aasma Ka Chand Bhi Ab Deedar K Kabil Nahi Raha….

A set of "U"

Luv-a set of HEART
Attraction-a set of style
Marriege-a set of Lyf
But
Frndship-a set of "U"

Kaise..

Ek shamaa bujh gai dusri jalau kaise
tujhse pyar kiya to bhulau kaise
shamaa to bujh kar b jalaye jati hai
par is DILse TERi yaadko mitaukaise !

Kuch bhula diya

Sabse chhupa k jo wo dard muskra diya
Uski hansi ne mujhe rula diya
Lehje se uth rha tha har 1 dard ka dhua
Or keh raha tha k sab kuch bhula diya

Dost kehlate hai

Kuch rishte upr wla bnata hai,
Kuch rishte log bnate hai,
Par Kuch log bina Koi rishte k hi rishte nibhate hai,
Shayd wohi log dost kehlate hai.

Chod Diya He

Be Irada Rona Chod Diya He
Ansuo Se Dostana Tod DiyaHe
Ab Sambhal Liya He KhudKo
Q Ki Logo Ne V Sahara Dena Chod Diya He

Aapka saath he bahut jaruri

Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut jaruri.

Garib hota h

Jab tu mere Karib hota he
Dil ka aalam Ajib hota h
Jise Hasil ho apna pyar
Wo Kab bhala Garib hota h

Mind & Heart

A mind can forget many things
but a true Heart wil never forget anything,
My Heart Is always remembering U
TODAY & EVERY Day..

Live for the one

Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who lovs u more than u

Apne Liye Saza Mangi

Puch Lo Khuda Se Apke Liye Hi Dua Mangi
Puch Lo Hawa Se Apke Liye Hi Fiza Mangi
Aapne Ki Jitni bi Galtiyan
Humne Dua Me Apne Liye Saza Mangi.

Hum - to - Tum

Dis msg is 4m Hum2 Tum
dat Hum is misng Tum vry mch
&
without Tum Hum is vry Lonely
So Tum Nvr go far 4m Hum
Othrwise Hum vll Die without Tum

Khush He Hum

Na Khushi Na Koi Tamanna He Ab
Bas Apne Hi Saye K Sang Rehte He Hum
Kaise Kahe Kaise He Hum
Bas Yu Samajhlo Aap Khush He To Khush He Hum

Evolution of Man:

Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

A lovely friendship should have the

A lovely friendship should have the 
determination of mirror which never 
loses its ability to reflect even it is broken
into thousand pieces”. Gud evening

Friday 1 July 2011

Sharabi Hoon…..

Logon Ne Kaha  Ki Main Sharabi Hoon,
Maine Kaha Unho Ne  Ankhon Se Pilaiee Hai.
Logon Ne Kaha  Ki Main Ashiq Hoon,
Maine Kaha Ashiqi Unho Ne Sikhaiee Hai.
Logon Ne Kaha  ”Dhanwant” Tu Shayar Dewana Hai,
Maine Kaha Unki Mohabbat Rang Laiee Hai.


Dhanwant : 09915088669

Bikhar gaya hu mai…

Dard ki harr ik hadd se ab guzar gaya hoo’n mai,
phir kabhi na simtunga you’n bikhar gaya hoo’n mai…


Maut bas nahee’n aati rooh k nikalne se,
sans mujh mai baqi hai phir bhi marr gaya hoo’n mai…


PrÎñÇë
[email protected]
+919354518410

Sitaro Ko Roshni Ki Kya Zarurat…?

Hindi SMS


Sitaro Ko Roshni Ki Kya Zarurat,
Ye To Khud Ko Jala Lete He,
Ashiqo Ko Wafa Ki Kya Zarurat,
Wo To Bewafa Ko Bhi Pyar Kar Lete He …

140 Character Sad SMS in Hindi

Sad Hindi SMS


Kisi Ki Dhadkan Ke Piche Koi Baat Hoti Hai
Har Dard Ke Piche Kisiki Yaad Hoti Hai
Aap Ko Pata Na Hoga.
Apki Har Khushi Ke Peche Hamari Faryaad Hoti Hai!…
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki Hum Saath Reh Na Paye…
Ek Dusre Se Kuch Keh Na Paye…
Itni Nazdikyan Mat Badaiye Humse…
Ki Hum Duriyon Ko Sehna Paye….
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Aane Ki Aahat Pe Shama Jalai Hogi…
Kabhi Judai Ke Gum Se Aakh Bhar Aai Hogi…
Fikar Na Kar Mere Yaar…
Us Rabne Milne Ki Koi To Sham Banai Hogi…
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Yaad Kar Ke Mujhe Taqleef To Hoti Hogi…
Aik Qissa Hoon Puraana Sa Bhula De Mujh Ko…
Dubte Dubte Aawaaz Teri Soon Jaaoon…
Aakhri Baar Tu Saahil Se Sada De Mujh Ko !!!! …
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Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai,
Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai,
Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere,
Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai…

140 Character Hindi Love SMS for Girlfriend

Hindi Love SMS


Muddat Se Door The Hum Tum,
Ek Zamane Ke Baad Milna Acha Laga.
Sagar Se Gehra Laga Aapka Pyar,
Tairna To Aata Tha Par Doobna Acha Laga……
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Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai
Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai
Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke
Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hai…
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Zamane Bhar Ki Baton Mei Hame Bhula Na Dena
Jab Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Zara Muskura Dena
Zinda Rahe To Milenge Dost
Nahi To Har Diwali Mere Naam Ka Diya Jala Dena …
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Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye To Kya Karu?
Tu Hi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu?
Hasrat Hai Ki Ek Nazar Tujhe Dubara Dekh Lu
Kismat Woh Lamha Na Laye To Kya Karu?…
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Kya Kahu Tumhe?
Khwab Kahu To Bikhar Jaoge!
Dil Kahu To Tut Jaoge!
Lo, Tumhara Naam Zindigi Rakh Deti Hu…
To Maut Se Pehle Hamara Saath Na Chor Paoge…!…

Chirago Se Saja Rakkhi Hain…

Shaam Chirago Se Saja Rakkhi Hain
Shart Logo Se Laga Rakkhi Hain,
Shayad Aa Jaye Koi Humse Bhi Zyada Pyasa,
Yahi Sochkar Thodi Si Bacha Rakkhi Hain…

Santa in Action

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Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
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Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!
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Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi :D
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Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai :D
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Zeher Main Thoda Sa Pyar…

Bewafa Shayari


Hanskar Woh Gamm Ki Saza Dete Hain,
Zeher Main Thoda Sa Pyar Mila Dete Hain,
Jab Bhi Naam Aata Hain Unke Diwano Ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha Dete Hain……!!!…

I know lots of people hate me

I know lots of people hate me
because i am 2 bad

but,
few people surely love me
because they know that
my little goodness is not fake.

Chup Rahkar Humko Saza na do- Miss you Hindi Sms

Chup rahkar humko saza na doFakat sanson ki awaz hi sunadoBahut ghut ghut ke jeete hai humEk baar hamen bas apni khairiyat hi batado“Jis ki chahat me karar haiJis ka milna duswar haiJo mere hatho ki lakiro me nahi haiUs … Read more »

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Chup Rahkar Humko Saza na do- Miss you Hindi Sms

Chup rahkar humko saza na do

Fakat sanson ki awaz hi sunado

Bahut ghut ghut ke jeete hai hum

Ek baar hamen bas apni khairiyat hi batado

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Jis ki chahat me karar hai

Jis ka milna duswar hai

Jo mere hatho ki lakiro me nahi hai

Us sanam se bahut pyar hai

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Woh deta hai dard bas humi ko

Kya samjhega woh in ankhon ki nami ko

Lakhon deewane hon jiske

Woh kya mehsoos karega ik hamari kami ko

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Pyar ka anjam kaun sochta hai,

Chahne se pahle niyat kaun dekhta hai.

Mohabbat hai ek...

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Thursday 30 June 2011

Bewafai SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Sad Hindi SMS


Khuda Ne Kaash Mohabbat Banaayi Na Hoti
Toh Aaj Iss Tarah Hamare Pyar Ki Rusvaayi Na Hoti
Kaash Unke Dil Mein Zara Si Wafa Hoti
Toh Iss Tarah Mere Saath Bewafaayi Na Hoti…

Hum Tum Se Bohat Pyar Karte Hain…

Hindi Love SMS


Hum Tum Se Bohat Pyar Karte Hain
Thora Nahi Bohat Sa Karte Hain
Kya Tum Mujh Se Shaadi Karoge
Baad Mein Nahi Abhi Isi Waqt Karoge …

Dil Chahta Hai…

Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apna Bana Loon..
Khud Ko Bhool Jaon Or Tujh Main Samaloon..
Ab Lafzoon Se Ye Dil Behalta Naheen…
Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apney Pas…

140 Character Sharabi SMS in Hindi

Sharabi SMS


Hamein Adat Bohat Thi Peenay Ki
Usnay Apni Kasam Dey Kar Chura Di
Bethay Thay Mehfil Mein Yaron Ki
Yaaro Ney Us Ki Kasam De Kar Pila Di…

Saanpon ko bandh diya

Saanpon Ko Baandh Diya Yeh Keh Kar Sapairon Ne, Ae Mohsin. Yahan Insaan Hi Kafi Hain Insaano Ko Dasney Ke Liye…!!!

Aaj Mohabbat Se Yaro Mulaqat Ho Gayi

Aaj Mohabbat Se Yaro Mulaqat Ho Gayi Meri Dil ki Baton Mein Wo Kho Gayi Jab Pucha Mene Ke Aati He Yad Meri? To Khamosh Ho kar Meri Bahon Mein Sogayi

Ay dil tu mohabbat karta kyun hai

Ay dil tu mohabbat karta kyun hai, Jo karta hai to phir tadapta kyun hai, Jo baith gaya hai dil mein pyaar ka dard ban kar, Woh ankhon ke raaste nikalta kyun hai.

Mohabbat k jaam me zeher

Hamain pata tha k teri muhabbat k “Jaam” mein “Zeher” hai ” BEWAFA Lekin… Tere pilany mein khaloos itna tha k hum thukra na sakay…!!!

Samjha do apni yado ko

Samjha do apni yado ko, Wo bin bulaye pass aaya karti hain, Aap to door reh kar satatay ho magar, Wo pass aa kar rulaya karti hain

Yeh Dua Hai Tumhari Zindagi Sawar Jaye…

Hindi SMS


Yeh Dua Hai Tumhari Zindagi Sawar Jaye,
Har Nazar Mein Bas Pyaar Nazar Aaye,
Tumhe Jiski Talash Hai Mere Dost,
Khuda Kare Wo Khud Tumari Talash Mein Aaye…

Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan Kya Legi…

Shayari SMS


Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan Kya Legi,
Milengi Nazron Se Nazar Toh Nazar Jhuka Legi,
Use Meri Kapar P Diya Jalane Ko Math Kehna,
Woh Nadaan Hain Doston Apna Haath Jala Legi…!! …

Wednesday 29 June 2011

sms jokes,sms joke, funny sms jokes,text sms jokes, adult sms messages, dirty sms messages 2011-06-30 06:11:10

Kabhi Khushi Ki Asha Kabhi Gam Ki Nirasha 
Kabhi Hakiqat Ki Dhup Kabhi Sapano Ki Chhaya 
Kuch Khokar Kuch Pane Ki Asha
Shayad Yahi To Hai Zindagi Ki Paribhasha.

Sad Hindi SMS Jokes

Unki Yaad Me Sab Ku6 Bhulaye Bethe He,
Chirag Khushiyo Ka Bujaye Bethe He,
Marenge To Sirf Unhi Ki Baaho Me,
Maut Ye Shart Lagaye Bethe He.

Sub Kuch Hojata Hai Is Dunya Mein…

Dard Shayari


Sapna Kabhi Sakar Nahi Hota
Mohabbat Ka Koi Aakar Nahi Hota
Sub Kuch Hojata Hai Is Dunya Mein Magar
Dubara Kisi Se Sacha Pyaar Nahi Hota…

140 Character SMS in Hindi

Hindi SMS


Tum Ko Bhul Jain Bhi Tu Kaise.
Tum Ko Satain Bhi Tu Kaise.
Tum Tu Wo Khushbo Ho Jo Meri Sanson Main Basti Hai.
Khud Ki Sansoon Ko Tarpain Bhi Tu Kaise….
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Dil Ki Awaz Se Nagme Badal Jate Hai,
Sath Na De To Apne Badal Jate Hai,
Palke Bhi Jara Sambhal Ke Jhapkna
Kyoki Palke Jhapkne Se Aksar Sapne Badal Jate Hai….
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Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai …
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Jawani Ko Zindagi Ka Nikhaar Kahte Hai
Patjhad Ko Chaman Ka Nikhar Kahte Hai
Ajeeb Chalan Hai Is Duniya Ka Yaaro
Ek Dhokha Hai Jise Hum Sab Pyar Kahte Hai ! …
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Kuch Log Jindgi Me Daga Pate He,
Jndgi Kitni Anmol He Ye Bhul Jate He,Jindgi
Jina To Gulab Se Sikho Jo
Khud Tutkar B Do Dilo Ko Mila Jate Hai …
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Pyar Kisi Se Jo Karoge Ruswai Hi Milegi
Wafa Kar Lo Chahe Jitni Bewafai Hi Milegi
Jitna Marzi Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lo,
Jab Ankh Khulegi Tanhai Hi Milegi !…

Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai..?

Dard Shayari


Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue Har Waqt Yaad Aata Hai …

Tuesday 28 June 2011

Pathan Bank Gaya Aur

HIght oF AqALmAndI


PAthAn BaNk gAyA Aur pUrAnE NotE dE k NAyE NotE LeNe k bAd boLA yAr yE JuRaBiN (SoCkS) bI Le Lo …;->

Aek Pathan Roz Apni Bv

AEK PATHAN ROZ APNI BV K SATH KABHI AAGAY SE AUR KABHI PEECHAY SE KARTA THA…


AEK DIN OSKE BACHE NE DEKH LIYA AUR PUCHA K ABBA AAP AUR AMMA…


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ABBA AAP AUR AMMA, DONO AAGAY AUR PEECHAY SE DANTO(TEETH)
PE MISVAK K SE USE KRTE HO :) (OOPS! TUM KYA SOCH RAHE THAY?)

World Environment Day SMS Jokes

Keep your world clean and green.
Save trees,Save the environment!!
Clean city,Green city!!
Happy world environment day

Inspirable SMS Jokes- Advice SMS Jokes

Things are as they are.
It is you who label them
as beautiful or ugly

Zindagi Mein Koi Aisa Dost Banaya Jaye

Zindagi Mein Koi Aisa Dost Banaya Jaye
Jiske Aansuon Ko Palko Mein Chupaya Jaye
Rahe Uska Mera Rishta Kuch Aisa Ki
Woh Udas Ho To Humse Bhi Na Muskuraya JayeSimilar Posts:


Kisi Aur Ka Naam Lekar Jlaye Unko…

Sad Shayari


Socha Yad Na Karke Thoda Tadpaye Unko,
Kisi Aur Ka Naam Lekar Jlaye Unko.
Par Koi Chot Unko Lagi To Dard Hame Hoga,
Ab Koi Ye Bataye K Kis Tarah Satayein Unko. …

Koi Dil main Liye Armaan- Hindi Love Sms

Koi dil main liye armaan chala jata hai,koi khoye hoye osaan chala jata haihusn walon say keh do kay na niklain bahirdaikhnay walon ka Emaan chala jata hai..“Pyaar karana koi tumse seekhe,Tum mamta ki murat hi nahi,Sab ke dil ka … Read more »

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