One Day Narada Came
One Day Narada Came To Earth To Drink Beer
One Day Narada Came To Earth To Drink Beer
He Went to Bar & Drank 12 Beers
Waiter: Meeku Kick Ekkadam Leda?
Narada: NENU DEVUNNI nayana!!
Waiter: Ekkesindi Yedhavaki...
Saturday 7 May 2011
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-08 06:53:00
Wife:Mana ammaye
Wife:Mana ammaye premalo padinatlu undhandi
Husband:Antha kachchithanga ela cheppagaligavu?
Wife:10 days nundi pocket money adagadam ledhandi
Wife:Mana ammaye premalo padinatlu undhandi
Husband:Antha kachchithanga ela cheppagaligavu?
Wife:10 days nundi pocket money adagadam ledhandi
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-08 06:51:00
February is here!
February is here!
February is here!
Love is in d air!
Valentine is near!
So all Love Birds,
I want 2 u to Cheer,
Have a happy Season of love!
Happy valentine day..!
When is Mother's Day?
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Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:18:00
Ascii Miss U SMS
n-----ss!w-----!
n-----ss!w-----!
n-----ss!w-----!
n-----ss!w-----!
n-----ss!w-----!
na sms chadavadam antha easy kadhu.
Mobile thippi chudu ardamavuthundi.
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:17:00
Gaaliki roopam ledu.
Gaaliki roopam ledu.
Neeruki rangu ledu
Akasaniki anthu ledu
Sagaraniki lothu ledu
Premaki chavuledu
Snehaniki amtham ledu
Naku paniledu
Neeku burra ledu.
Gaaliki roopam ledu.
Neeruki rangu ledu
Akasaniki anthu ledu
Sagaraniki lothu ledu
Premaki chavuledu
Snehaniki amtham ledu
Naku paniledu
Neeku burra ledu.
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:16:00
AMAZING TRUTH:
In 1872 the mexican airlines and the kingfisher jet smashed each other in sky...
And in 1976 same mexican airlines and kingfisher jet smashes again in the sky....
Nobody could find out the reason for the accident.....
Only in 2009, Nasa has found the reason that same airlines planes smashed 2 times each other bcoz
.
.
"Okka saari kottukunte kommulu vasthayi ani"
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:15:00
Funny SMS
Fingers 10
Fingers 10
Planets 9
Corners 8
Wonders7
Senses 6
Oceans 5
Options 4
Seasons3
Eyes 2
But,
wonderful person is only 1!
Nuvvu kaadhu.
Nenu.!!
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:12:00
Neeku okati chupistha
Neeku okati chupistha
.
Neeku okati chupistha
.
1
.
Chusavga
.
Pandaga chesko
.
Happy ga gadupu
.
Enjoy cheyye
.
Repu rendu chupistha
.
Ok
.
Na
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:11:00
Funny Telugu SMS
Husband: Osey!Ye roju night ki em kura...
Wife:Visham.
Husband: Osey!Ye roju night ki em kura...
Wife:Visham.
Husband:Night ravadam late avutundi,nuvvu thini paduko..!
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:10:00
Jagarthaga step by step
Jagarthaga step by step chudu:1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-8=0.
Kopam vachindi kada,
Em chestham,naku ilane pamparu.
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:06:00
Women's Day SMS
W-onderful,
O-utstanding,
M-arvellous,
A-dorable,
N-ice.
A woman Spells perfection.Perfection is what defines her.
Happy Womens Day.
W-onderful,
O-utstanding,
M-arvellous,
A-dorable,
N-ice.
A woman Spells perfection.Perfection is what defines her.
Happy Womens Day.
Funny SMS Adda 2011-05-07 07:01:00
Do you know the full form
Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college
Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college
Friday 6 May 2011
The first and last person
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Mother, I love you
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Smiles of happy sunshine
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Do you know Tomorrow is Mother Day.
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Mother is an abbreviation of
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Eyes, Lips and Love
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Struggle more effectively
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Part & art of living
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No past tense in loving someone
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Like / Love and in love
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Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend
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Please Forgive Me
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Sorry for hurting you!
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I am really sorry!
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Pain turned into pleasure!
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It spells Mother
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Thursday 5 May 2011
Wednesday 4 May 2011
Chaapal kya thi leva ??
Derasar, Mandir, Gurudwara, Charch, Masjid Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn, . . CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.
Santa Vs Aishwariya..
Santa e Aish ne call kryo, Santa – Pahechan kaun ?? Aish – no idea Santa – Then get idea. Var akha gam ma keto fare 6 get idea ne baira pase j idea nati. ?
Saralta thi…
Saralta ti kai na male to dukhi na thaso, Mali jai jo badhu to prayatna su krso ? Sapna badha hakikat nti thata, Thase badhu hakikat to sapna su joso ??
Yad ni sathe..
Yad ni sate thodi tajgi moklu 6u, Niswarth ni thodi sadgi moklu 6u, Savar ni sitalta aneri hoy 6, Divs saro jay evi subhkamna moklu 6u.
Suvichar…
Jindgi ne saralta ti samjva mate 3 vat yad rakhva jevi 6. 1 – Radvu nahi 2 – Ladvu nahi ane koi ne 3 – Nadvu nahi
Rasta Ghana che…
Rasta ghana 6 ne manzil 1 6, Iswar 1 6 ne hajar nam 6, Hajar ful 6 ne 1 mali 6, Salu ketlu gajab 6 k, Takdir hath ma 6 ne hath khali 6.
Bapu Vs Doctor
Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu, Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy, Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi.. Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis ! Submitted by… Soonil vasava
Bapu Vs Police
police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ????????? thodu vicharya pa6i
To halo garba chalu karo
bapu – hee ????????? thodu vicharya pa6i
To halo garba chalu karo
Jyare tu..
Jyare tu safed kapda pere 6, Tyare tyare ambulance jevi lage 6, Fark matra etlo 6, Te ghayalo ne lai jay 6, Ne tu ghayal krti jay 6. Submitted by… Nirali
Teacher vs Raju…
Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata? Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi. Submitted by.. Bheem
You always make me happy
I see the best of me inside your eyes. You make me smile. You make me dance like a fool. You always make me happy !
Walking alone
Walking alone is not very difficult … but it is hard when you are coming back alone after a long time of walking, talking and laughing with someone!
Take me as I am
If they are stupid enough to try change you!, well, be smart enough to walk away. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go. You choice!!
My greatest memory
My happiest time, meeting you My greatest memory, your SMSs! My biggest sadness, the distance! My strongest hope, seeing you soon! My heart’s prayer, Our relation continue 4ever…!
My heart is for sale
My heart is for sale It is used but still functioning fine Sold it once but returned broken! %100 discount and free service lifetime! If you buy it Please take care of it The cost is only a true love, that is it!!
Innocent question
Dear my life,,, When I asked ( Can my day get any worse! ) That was a rather innocent question, not meant to be a challenge!!
Achi zindagi guzarne
Achi zindagi guzarne k 2 tariqe hain,
1): Jo pasand hai use hasil ker lo.,
Ya Phir
2): Jo hasil hai use pasand ker lo,
Flow with them
Faith wen strengthened u will find
dat there is no longer the need
to hav a sense of control,
things will flow smoothly
& u will flow wid them
Kanjoos baithe hain..
Udhar aap majboor baithe hain
Idhar hum majboor baithe hain
Baat ho to kaise ho
Jab dono taraf do kanjoos baithe hain.. !
Ab haso mat.
AansU LAyA Na Karo
UthA Na Sako Tum Gire PhuL TO iS Tarah DaLiya HiLaya Na Karo,
JinkE Hotho Par Tum Hansi Rakh N SakO Unki Ankho ME AansU LAyA Na Karo
Warna jala dena.
Ham yaad rhe to thik hai warna bhula dena,
Ho gyi khta humse koi to saza dena,
Waise to hum hai khali kagaz ki tarah
likha jaye to thik hai warna jala dena.
Yad nahi aati.
Dil jo toota ho to awaz nahi aati,
har kisi ko mohobat raas nahi aati,
ye to naseeb hai apna apna
koi bhoolta hi nahi aur kisi ko yad nahi aati.
ZINDGI intezar ban jati hai.
Hakikat me jina jb AADAT ban jati hai
Khawabo ki dunia BERANG najar aati hai
Koi intjar krta h ZINDGI k lie,
or kisi ki ZINDGI intzar ban jati hai.
Apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.
Jab ham tanha ho to sath rehna,
roye ankhe to ansu poch lena,
kyo k zinda hai jab tak hi satayenge,
wada karte hain marne k bad to
apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.
Aapki ek mulaqat k liye.
Tarasta he dil apki awaz k liye
Apke pyar bhare chand alfaz k liye
Kardo hume fanah apni is ada k liye
Tadapte he hum apki 1 mulaqat k liye.
Dard bhari Shayari
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
Achi zindagi guzarne
Achi zindagi guzarne k 2 tariqe hain,
1): Jo pasand hai use hasil ker lo.,
Ya Phir
2): Jo hasil hai use pasand ker lo,
1): Jo pasand hai use hasil ker lo.,
Ya Phir
2): Jo hasil hai use pasand ker lo,
Flow with them
Faith wen strengthened u will find
dat there is no longer the need
to hav a sense of control,
things will flow smoothly
& u will flow wid them
dat there is no longer the need
to hav a sense of control,
things will flow smoothly
& u will flow wid them
Tuesday 3 May 2011
Chaapal kya thi leva ??
Derasar, Mandir, Gurudwara, Charch, Masjid Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn, . . CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.
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Kanjoos baithe hain..
Udhar aap majboor baithe hain
Idhar hum majboor baithe hain
Baat ho to kaise ho
Jab dono taraf do kanjoos baithe hain.. !
Ab haso mat.
Idhar hum majboor baithe hain
Baat ho to kaise ho
Jab dono taraf do kanjoos baithe hain.. !
Ab haso mat.
AansU LAyA Na Karo
UthA Na Sako Tum Gire PhuL TO iS Tarah DaLiya HiLaya Na Karo,
JinkE Hotho Par Tum Hansi Rakh N SakO Unki Ankho ME AansU LAyA Na Karo
JinkE Hotho Par Tum Hansi Rakh N SakO Unki Ankho ME AansU LAyA Na Karo
Warna jala dena.
Ham yaad rhe to thik hai warna bhula dena,
Ho gyi khta humse koi to saza dena,
Waise to hum hai khali kagaz ki tarah
likha jaye to thik hai warna jala dena.
Ho gyi khta humse koi to saza dena,
Waise to hum hai khali kagaz ki tarah
likha jaye to thik hai warna jala dena.
ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:
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Monday 2 May 2011
Yad nahi aati.
Dil jo toota ho to awaz nahi aati,
har kisi ko mohobat raas nahi aati,
ye to naseeb hai apna apna
koi bhoolta hi nahi aur kisi ko yad nahi aati.
har kisi ko mohobat raas nahi aati,
ye to naseeb hai apna apna
koi bhoolta hi nahi aur kisi ko yad nahi aati.
ZINDGI intezar ban jati hai.
Hakikat me jina jb AADAT ban jati hai
Khawabo ki dunia BERANG najar aati hai
Koi intjar krta h ZINDGI k lie,
or kisi ki ZINDGI intzar ban jati hai.
Khawabo ki dunia BERANG najar aati hai
Koi intjar krta h ZINDGI k lie,
or kisi ki ZINDGI intzar ban jati hai.
Apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.
Jab ham tanha ho to sath rehna,
roye ankhe to ansu poch lena,
kyo k zinda hai jab tak hi satayenge,
wada karte hain marne k bad to
apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.
roye ankhe to ansu poch lena,
kyo k zinda hai jab tak hi satayenge,
wada karte hain marne k bad to
apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.
Sunday 1 May 2011
Aapki ek mulaqat k liye.
Tarasta he dil apki awaz k liye
Apke pyar bhare chand alfaz k liye
Kardo hume fanah apni is ada k liye
Tadapte he hum apki 1 mulaqat k liye.
Apke pyar bhare chand alfaz k liye
Kardo hume fanah apni is ada k liye
Tadapte he hum apki 1 mulaqat k liye.
Dard bhari Shayari
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.
Garoor hai
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
Free SMS ki scheme
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi free SMS ki scheme mein.
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi free SMS ki scheme mein.
Aap jaise dost
Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi
Forever
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Aap kya jaano
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
Bhaiya keh gayi
Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Bus chalta hi rahega.
Aap Sochte Hoge Ki Hmari Or Se Aanewale sMs Ka Silsila Kab Khatam Hoga?
Yaar ye To EKTa KaPooR K Serial Jaisa He! BuS CHaLTa Hi Rhega..
Yaar ye To EKTa KaPooR K Serial Jaisa He! BuS CHaLTa Hi Rhega..
A song 4 u....
A song 4 u....
Agar tum mil jao,
to taange tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar tumhare peechhe kutte chhod denge HUM.
Buss!! tum mil to jaao. Hahaha.
Agar tum mil jao,
to taange tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar tumhare peechhe kutte chhod denge HUM.
Buss!! tum mil to jaao. Hahaha.
Yaadein Kisi
KisiKi Yaad Kbhi Raaz Nhi Hoti,
Waqt K Pahiye Me Kbhi Awaz Nhi Hoti,
Jane Kis Pal Kiski Yad Aa jaye,
Kyoki Yaadein Kisi Bahane Ki Mohtaj Nhi Hoti..
Waqt K Pahiye Me Kbhi Awaz Nhi Hoti,
Jane Kis Pal Kiski Yad Aa jaye,
Kyoki Yaadein Kisi Bahane Ki Mohtaj Nhi Hoti..
Chandni raat thi,
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
Bhonkna shuru kar de.
Customer:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai ?
Salesman:500 ka.
Customer:Itna Sasta ?
Salesman:China Ka Hai.
Koi guarantee nahi,
ho sakta hai kal se bhonkna shuru kar de.
Salesman:500 ka.
Customer:Itna Sasta ?
Salesman:China Ka Hai.
Koi guarantee nahi,
ho sakta hai kal se bhonkna shuru kar de.
Love Quote - With all my heart
"While never together, but always apart,
I'll love you forever, with all my heart."
I'll love you forever, with all my heart."
Relation Breaks
Y Do Relations Break?
Itz Coz Ppl Fail To Realize Dat:-
'If U Cant Handle Sumone At Their Worst,
Den U Dont Desrve Them At Their Best..
Itz Coz Ppl Fail To Realize Dat:-
'If U Cant Handle Sumone At Their Worst,
Den U Dont Desrve Them At Their Best..
Hum aapko
Hum aapko suraj kahe magar usme aag hai
Hum aapko Chand kahe magr usme bhi dagh hai
Hum aapko bandar Kahe lekin sala usme bhi dimag hai
Hum aapko Chand kahe magr usme bhi dagh hai
Hum aapko bandar Kahe lekin sala usme bhi dimag hai
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