SMS Jokes, Funny SMS Jokes, Text SMS Jokes, Mobile SMS, Free, Cool, Cute, Love, Friendship 2011-03-20 04:47:10

sani ka daan, sani ka daan,
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Yaar Tu To Mast Bol Leta Hai,
To Suru Ho Ja Ghar Ghr Ja Kar,Gujhiya Hi Gujhiya Milegi,,
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Teri To Holi Mast Man Gyi Kyu :)

Santa in Airplane

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Love who treat u right

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Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don’t.
Good Morning

Ingredients of perfect Holi

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Happy Holi

Rutha Hai Koi To Use Manao,
Aaj To Saari Galti Bhul Jao,
Laga Do Ye Dosti Ka Rang Aaj Sab Ko Yaaro,
Aaj Holi Manao To Aisi Manao,Happy Holi, :)

Happy Holi

Colors of life,
Colors of joy,
Clolors of Happiness,
Colors of frienship,
Colors of love & all the colors u want to paint in ur life.
happy Holi.

Have a colourful holi !

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

All shades of holi

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

The most colourful Holi.

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Hindi Funny Mobile Message

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Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
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Boyz Mentality :-

Ye jo aag dim me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga,

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Uski doli jo uthi,

to

Koi baat nahi smart hoon dusri pata loonga…;)
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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
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Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
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Sms Kyun Nahi karte

Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..!
To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Good Night

Apun 1 sher bolega,
Charo Taraf Chand faakrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight, Boleto,
Bye Good Night.

Pyaar

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karoRoz nikla karen
kisi ke yaad mein aanso Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Love Shayari

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Shayari

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….

Pj Shayari

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

PJ Shayari

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Friend

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a
door that is open to receive friends. And a garden
full of memories.... of many good things.

Friend

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep
and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is
always there for you and never let you down

Emotional Thought

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never
draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
circles are never ending

True Friend

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True
friends stay together and never say good bye

You

It takes half our life to find true friends & half
of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than
half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest
keeping you.

Friends

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break
into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in
my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

Wish

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me:
What is your wish for today? "I said : please take
special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!"

Special Friend

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be
special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so
lucky I m for having you.

You & I

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some
give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others
may forget YOU but never will I.

Friendship

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were
leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will
give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u
mine

Friend

A friend gives hope when life is low,

a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,

a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

You

Feel good when somebody Miss u.

Feel better when somebody Loves u.

But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Life

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life,  You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Friendship

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.

Shayari

Andhera mila he to roshni b milegi
Gam mila h to khusi bhi milegi
Rehta nahi ek sa mausam Aansu mili hai to hasi b milegi.

Smile

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

Nice One

Never waste time for someone who doesn’t even bother spending time for u …..
but with someone who will say “time is wasted if i am not with you”

Dosti

Teri Pyari Si Dosti Kaise Bhul Jau
Pal-Pal Tumhari Yadon me Q na Aau
Ae Dost Teri Dosti Sabse Pyari Hai
Phir Tumhe Apni Yaad Q Na Dilau.!!

Friend

Who is friend?
F- first for me………
R-Ready at anytime for me……
I- Inspire me……..
E- Enjoy life with me……..
N- Never forget me……….
D- Definetly u………

Dosti

“DOSTI” karne ka andaz aana chahiye
“YAAD” karne ka bahana aana chahiye
“AAP” roz call karo na karo par
pyara sa ek sms roz aana chahiye.

My Wish

HAPPINESS as light as air
LOVE as deep as ocean
FRIEND as solid as diamond
and SUCCESS as bright as gold
This is my wish 4 day n everyday

Bhikhari

Phone ek mandir
Sms uska bhagwan
Sms bhejne wala pujari
Sms padhne wala bhakt
Padhkar sms na kar ne wala mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari…

Shayari

Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko…..
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile.
Try karte raho hare kisi ko

Dost

Kehne ko shabd nahi bhejne ko naya SMS nahi,
Par dilse ek bat kehte hai apna khayal rakhan
kyon ki hamare paas
Aap jaisa dusra dost nahi

Shayari

Mayus mat hona ye gunah hota h
Milta wohi h jo kismat me likha hota h
Har chiz mile hume zaruri to nahi
Kuch chizo ka intezar me maza hota hai

Shayari

Meri mohabbat ko chahe dhoka de,
Mai tujse koi shikawa na karunga,
Rehti hai dil me tasavie teri
Sari umar usiki hifajat karta rahunga..!!!

Ishq

Kisiko chahne ka koi bahana nahi hota, dil lagane se koi deewana nahi hota.

Aashiqi seekhni ho to seekho humse, hume pata hai ishq ka matlab sirf paana nahi hota.

Good Morning

Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge, Suraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayenge;
Hum hai to judai ka gham kaisa, Teri har subah ko phulon se sajayenge.!.!

Shayari

Na khicho itna ki dor toot jaye,Na satao itna ki sanam rooth jaye,

Ab to hadh ho chuki roothne manane ki,Na door jao itna ki saath chhut jaye

Good Morning

Mithi neend Mithe khwaab

Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab

Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Mein

1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Mein.

Let go of what you can’t change

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Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can’t change.

Confidence is key

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Confidence is key.
Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident
even when you are not. Vanessa Hudgens

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Chand ka bed,

Taron ki razai

aur phoolon ka takiya!!!

Nice na??

Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA. Good Night.

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

Kabhi ati hai

Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.

Lagta he pyara ek ek tara

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !

Aap ki ninde churayenge hum

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!

Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge.
Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge.
Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme,
Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge.
Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Holi Hai

Dil ne ek baar aur humaara kehna maana hai,
Is holi pe phir useh rangne jaana hai.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

pyar or ishq

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?

Stud - Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

b.b.a karungi

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karog?

   Beti- B.B.A Karungi.

   Papa- Wat is BBA!

   Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!

apni to duniya hi doston se hai

khushi bhi doston se hai
Gam bhi doston se hai

Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyar bhi doston se hai

Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai

Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai

Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai

Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai

Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai

Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai

Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai

Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai

Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai

Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai

Ya yoon kahoon yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai

af - always friend

AF - Always friend
BF - Boy friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Forever friend
GF - girl friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naughty friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UV - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend

Shaadi Ki Movie

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Holi SMS Jokes

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi Happy Holi.

Cool SMS Jokes

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)

A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd

A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd
aftr both got busy in their livz
&
did’n contct each other.
“Missd ur smile a lot.
bt,I missd my own smile more”.
:-)