Nepali Diwali SMS

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali

May the light of the Lord’s love

May the light of the
Lord’s love
shine on u and
Brighten ur Heart
on this Holy Day & Always.
Good Friday

Diwali SMS in Nepali

Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali

May the glory of our Savior

May the glory of our Savior
strengthen u
and May His Graces
Shine Upon u
On Good Friday & always!

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday & today & forever

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday & today & forever.
Hebrews. 13:8
His life still gives us hope,
May u live in his unchanging love.
May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart.
Good Friday!

Dashain SMS in Nepali

Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy Dashain”
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Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
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Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana…

Pray to the Holy Shepherd

Pray to the Holy
Shepherd
Kiss his tender feet
that he lead u ever
And hear ur bleat..
Wish u a sacred Friday!

And he said to them

And he said to them
Thus it’s written,
that the Messiah is to suffer
and to rise from the dead on the 3rd day
May God Bless You on this Holy Day

He showed us the way

He showed us the way,
He has long been gone,
And yet in our hearts
His name shines on..
Wish u a Holy Friday!

I am the witness

I am the witness
to his fearless death.
I am a token of his
last promise -
4giveness
I am the CROSS
Blessings on Good Friday

Cute Nepali SMS

Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu…
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Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha….
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Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai…
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Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
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Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana…

Bengali SMS for Friends

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
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Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa..
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Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
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Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

Free Bengali Jokes SMS

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
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tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
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Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore….Ki ?…Ki Abar ….
MOBILE CHARGE!!

Bengali SMS

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura…
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura…
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Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
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Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona…
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.
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Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!

Pighal Jane De

Q Tere Anchal Ko Chhod Du
Zara ish Anchal Me Muje Lipat JaneDe
Khuda K Liye Ek Bar Mom BanJa
Meri Chahat Ko Usme Pighal Jane De

Naam usi ka aaye.

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas jaye,
saans bhi lo to khushbu usi ki aaye,
pyar ka nasha aankho pe chaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.

The future is full of

The future is full of possibilities for those
who know how to prepare themselves for it.

DOST se mulakat baki hai.

Karni khuda se kuch fariaad baki hai,
hame unse kehne ki kuch baat baki hai,
maut aayegi to kahenge ruk,
abhi ek DOST se mulakat baki hai.

Marriage is like going to a Resturant.

Marriage is like going to a Resturant..
U order Your choice from the menu,
and then look at the neighbouring table and wish
KAASH : YE ORDER MENE KIYA HOTA ;-)

Apni nigaho se

Apni nigaho se na dekh khudko,
Heera tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.

Apna..

Kabhi koi apna anjaan ho jaata hai
Kissi anjaan se Pyaar ho jaata hai.
Zaruri nahi Jo khushi de ussi se Pyaar ho
Dil todne waalon se bhi aksar Pyaar ho jaata hai.

Heart melting line of a 1 sided lover b4 the die!

Heart melting line of a 1 sided lover b4 the die
I wish to donate my blood to her,
so that at least my blood could enter her HEART where i could not!

Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

This PJ will blow u,
Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

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Its not Rajnikanth all the time.

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Ans: Anil Kapor
aG..oG..loG..sunoG..(4G)

Na jine ki Khushi, Na Marne ka Gam!

Na jine ki Khushi,
Na Marne ka Gam,
Unse milne ki dua v nhi krte ham,
Jite h isliye k sayad wo 1 din ayenge,
Marte isliye nhi ki wo akele reh jayenge!

Dhadkan Banaya tha

Humara B Waqt Tha.
KisiKo Ankho Me Basaya Tha,
UsiNe Lut Liya Mera Jahan,
Jise DiLKi Dhadkan Banaya tha

Yaad to kar sakte hai...

Naseeb se fariyaad to kar sakte hai,
virano ko abaad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua apse mil nahi sakte,
SMS bhej kar apko yaad to kar sakte hai

Kanjoos Dost

SMS Karne Pe Jo Marte Hain.
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Call Karne Se Jo Darte Hain.
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Bad Luck To Dekho Mera!
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Aisay Kanjoos Dost Mere Hi Pallay Parte Hain!!!

Addicted to sms

When people see me texting
They think I'm addicted
To this texting thing.
They're wrong
Bcoz they don't know
That it's not texting,
Its YoU I m addicted to.

Tod jate hai

Wade karte hai kasme khate hai,
phirbi n jane kyo log sath chod jate hai,
hme taklif hoti hai phul todne me,
n jane log dil kaise tod jate hai.