New Year’s Eve Sayings by P.J. O’Rourke

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. ~P.J. O’RourkeSimilar SMS: New Year Quotations , New Year Sayings Bad News for Working People on 2011 New Year Greetings by P. J. O’Rourke [...]