Rajasthani SMS Jokes

Tharo SMS jab aave hai To mharo rom rom machal jave hai Ang ang mein gud gudi hovay hai O tharo SMS ko kasoor koni Kambakhat mobile hi vibration par hovay hai!
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Pranam sa, kal to network me congestion ho jayelo, e vaste me thane aabar hi wish karu sa… Naye saal ki Ram-Ram….. E saal the ghani khushiyan pao…
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“Ram Ram Sa, Aajkal Apro Sms Hi Koni ave Hai, Naahi Apro Phone ave Hai, Mhane To Lage Hai Thay Kanjus Ho Goyo Ho, 2 Rupiya Ri Chai Kam Pijo par sms to karo sa.”
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Nakhro tharo tauba tauba ! Gazab hi tharo style hai, sms to ek hi koni karo, aur rolo macha rakhyo hai,mere kan mobile hai,mere kan mobile hai.!!.
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Kalu kalu’ ‘k bapu’ ‘zardo khayo’ ‘na bapu’ ‘jhoot bole’ ‘na bapu’ ‘mundo khol’ ‘aa thu aa thu…
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Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car……. Preferably with Gas Kit!!!