Tulu SMS Jokes

Boy : Bus ponna ? Aana ?Girl : Bus ponnu. Daye panda ayek matherla mitarver. Boy : boka au daye banjinal apujigirl: daye panda aanulu mata piravudu mitarver..
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Rampe:garnal mitth dakknda dada apundu SOMPE: dimma pudavundu RAMPE-dimma pudavara tu yer ninna ame korpena?SOMPE: tu korande dakere yer nina amme kalpaina?
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Teacher Gunda gu World map tojaad kenuver, “nett America vondu??” Aye tojad bathth kulluve. Bokka teacher Raampada kenver, “America n yer naaDud pathdini”. Aik Raampa panpe “Gunda Nadpathdini”
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Onji dina kaande lakkd namana Rampanne Bari Chaddi d tirgondu itter. Unden toodu Rampana BoDedig mande bechcha aand Aal kandani g neriyolu. “daadaye und? eereg bethe Angi tikijja?” Aiyk Ramapanne pande “Dada Marayti, Ini yenna Birth day Atta!!!!!”
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Onji sardarji naayida beelag pipe paDondu uppe. Aven tood kudonji sardar pande “ee dada maltundala naayida beela sarta apuji..” Aik pande “yaan naayida beela seeda malpun attu, pipe bend malpare paDdini!!!