160 Character Funny SMS

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Santar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Santa:See my legs & tell my name
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..
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Santa on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking…